YO MOMMA :D

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Ioshyriku

#30
Dec 22, 2009 10:00 AM
yo mamma's so fat that she breaks all the floors even in places she's neva' been before

JetTheHawk

#31
Dec 22, 2009 10:13 AM
Quote from: denslat on Dec 22, 2009 09:47 AM
your momma so fat she has small planets orbiting her
still lame
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Ioshyriku

#32
Dec 22, 2009 10:18 AM
Quote from: JetTheHawk on Dec 22, 2009 10:13 AM
still lame
mine's lamer
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yo mamma's so fat that she breaks all the floors even in places she's neva' been before

denslat

#33
Dec 22, 2009 10:19 AM
your mammas so genetically f'd up when you came out they couldnt figure out what end they were supposed to slap
in the end they got it wrong and smacked your butt
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Mystic

#34
Dec 22, 2009 12:02 PM
LAMEEEE


Yo mamma so fat she went to six flags she farted a bomb out and all said F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NiGHTS

#35
Dec 22, 2009 12:21 PM
your mums so fat she has more spare tires than quickfit


your mums so fat she has more chins than a japanese phonebook
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denslat

#36
Dec 22, 2009 12:30 PM
Quote from: Mystic on Dec 22, 2009 12:02 PM
LAMEEEE


Yo mamma so fat she went to six flags she farted a bomb out and all said F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

was that your big come back?

god thats the worse yo mamma joke I have ever heared it makes no sense!

correction: Your mommas so fat, she went to the six flags weight reduction program and gained a stone

to this day scientists across the world are still puzzled by her
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dark rouge

#37
Dec 22, 2009 12:45 PM
all these jokes are lame
your momma is so fat when she jumped off the empire state building everyone thought it was a solar eclipse
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Kirby

#38
Dec 22, 2009 12:45 PM
You Fail.

Yo Mamma's so ugly she saw you and called you her twin.

JetTheHawk

#39
Dec 22, 2009 12:58 PM
Quote from: dark rouge on Dec 22, 2009 12:45 PM
all these jokes are lame
your momma is so fat when she jumped off the empire state building everyone thought it was a solar eclipse
agreed lol

Quote from: KirbySoul11 on Dec 22, 2009 12:45 PM
You Fail.

Yo Mamma's so ugly she saw you and called you her twin.
You fail lol

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Chaos Swissroll

#40
Dec 22, 2009 06:19 PM
Shut the fuck up bitchessss~all of you

Yo momma's so fat, When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

JetTheHawk

#41
Dec 23, 2009 05:30 AM
Quote from: Chaos Swissroll on Dec 22, 2009 06:19 PM
Shut the fuck up bitchessss~all of you

Yo momma's so fat, When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
lol
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Chaos Swissroll

#42
Dec 23, 2009 05:34 AM
Quote from: JetTheHawk on Dec 23, 2009 05:30 AM
lol
Yo momma's so fat that she got her own area code!

Kirby

#43
Dec 23, 2009 05:49 AM
Yo mamma's so ugly, she made you look good...

Chaos Swissroll

#44
Dec 23, 2009 05:53 AM
Quote from: KirbySoul11 on Dec 23, 2009 05:49 AM
Yo mamma's so ugly, she made you look good...
man you already used it on jet...

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T, but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
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