YO MOMMA :D

Ioshyriku · December 22, 2009, 10:00:54 AM

yo mamma's so fat that she breaks all the floors even in places she's neva' been before

JetTheHawk · December 22, 2009, 10:13:57 AM

Quote from: denslat on December 22, 2009, 09:47:04 AM
your momma so fat she has small planets orbiting her

still lame

Ioshyriku · December 22, 2009, 10:18:49 AM

Quote from: JetTheHawk on December 22, 2009, 10:13:57 AM
still lame

mine's lamer

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yo mamma's so fat that she breaks all the floors even in places she's neva' been before

denslat · December 22, 2009, 10:19:48 AM

your mammas so genetically f'd up when you came out they couldnt figure out what end they were supposed to slap
in the end they got it wrong and smacked your butt

Mystic · December 22, 2009, 12:02:57 PM

LAMEEEE

Yo mamma so fat she went to six flags she farted a bomb out and all said F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NiGHTS · December 22, 2009, 12:21:28 PM

your mums so fat she has more spare tires than quickfit

your mums so fat she has more chins than a japanese phonebook

denslat · December 22, 2009, 12:30:46 PM

Quote from: Mystic on December 22, 2009, 12:02:57 PM
LAMEEEE

Yo mamma so fat she went to six flags she farted a bomb out and all said F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

was that your big come back?

god thats the worse yo mamma joke I have ever heared it makes no sense!

correction: Your mommas so fat, she went to the six flags weight reduction program and gained a stone

to this day scientists across the world are still puzzled by her

dark rouge · December 22, 2009, 12:45:36 PM

all these jokes are lame
your momma is so fat when she jumped off the empire state building everyone thought it was a solar eclipse

Kirby · December 22, 2009, 12:45:43 PM

You Fail.

Yo Mamma's so ugly she saw you and called you her twin.

JetTheHawk · December 22, 2009, 12:58:16 PM

Quote from: dark rouge on December 22, 2009, 12:45:36 PM
all these jokes are lame
your momma is so fat when she jumped off the empire state building everyone thought it was a solar eclipse

agreed lol

Quote from: KirbySoul11 on December 22, 2009, 12:45:43 PM
You Fail.

Yo Mamma's so ugly she saw you and called you her twin.

You fail lol

Chaos Swissroll · December 22, 2009, 06:19:26 PM

Shut the fuck up bitchessss~all of you

Yo momma's so fat, When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

JetTheHawk · December 23, 2009, 05:30:50 AM

Quote from: Chaos Swissroll on December 22, 2009, 06:19:26 PM
Shut the fuck up bitchessss~all of you

Yo momma's so fat, When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

lol

Chaos Swissroll · December 23, 2009, 05:34:23 AM

Quote from: JetTheHawk on December 23, 2009, 05:30:50 AM
lol

Yo momma's so fat that she got her own area code!

Kirby · December 23, 2009, 05:49:51 AM

Yo mamma's so ugly, she made you look good...

Chaos Swissroll · December 23, 2009, 05:53:02 AM

Quote from: KirbySoul11 on December 23, 2009, 05:49:51 AM
Yo mamma's so ugly, she made you look good...

man you already used it on jet...

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T, but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.