post your convos with god LOL

[JetTheHawk]

heres mine
Me:
halo
Me:

God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
my name is price tag
Me:

God:
  Glad to see you,  price tag.
God:
  Glad to see you,  price tag.
Me:
pleasure to meet you too
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
about the colts and the saints
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  the colts and the saints.
Me:
yeah
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yea
God:
That's cool.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
wat
God:
No problem.
Me:
oh
God:
Really.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
yeah
God:
That's alright.
Me:
it is
God:
" That's alright."? is?


oh and the link is here http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

[CradledEggle]

Lol i broke god.


Me:
Hello

for like..10 minutes now

[Super Sonic Boom]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Chris
God:
  How are you doing,  Chris.
Me:
Good, how about you?
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Me?
Me:
What compiment?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Take your time.
God:
Thanks for your patience.
Me:
What is this? ATT automated telephone services?
God:
I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.   By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Sure
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name " Chris".
Me:
It's a saint's name, if I recall.
God:
ATT automated telephone services is a  saint s name if you recall.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
What big deal?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
Find out what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
What will you find out?
God:
I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
Plans for what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Can you rephrase the question please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  How old are you?  Are we still talking about  big deal?
Me:
We wern't talking about a big deal.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
I thought you already got it
God:
I understand.
Me:
Understand what?
God:
Understand  I understand..
Me:
Undrestanding that you undrestand?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
No
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
No conditions
God:
I don't understand.  You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.
Me:
No, not any at this time.
God:
Are you serious?  Really you don't think so?
Me:
I don't know now
God:
Oh.  Me either.
Me:
Bye
God:
Goodbye.

[Gleech]

Ok I'm not going to post all of it, but this is just a part of the convo I had

Me:
Potatoes
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I did
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Awesome.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

I laughed so hard when he said "Awesome" since it was so sudden.

EDIT:
Me:
I'm sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
Yes
God:
OK I will accept your apology.
Me:
Why
God:
" OK I will accept your apology."? Why?
Me:
Why
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Yep
God:
I understand.
Me:
I do too
God:
I am glad we have something else in common.
Me:
Yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
because I'm deaf
God:
Good reason.  We can communicate by typing.
Me:
I'm blind
God:
Do you difficulty using computers?
Me:
Yes
God:
Awesome.

...XD

[JetTheHawk]

OMG

God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
about sex
God:
You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult  s on the  ALICE AI Foundation.

[jkid101094]

Where have I seen this before?