Chat with God

[Skyle369]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Anyone remember this site?
With Igod, you can chat with God!

Here is one of my chat's with him.

Me:
Goodnight
God:
Goodnight  Riel.
Me:
Haha, its morning!
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Its not morning either, its really night!
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  juicing around is not  morning either its really night?
Me:
WTF
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
Oh sorry...
God:
Come on.  There's no need to apologize.
Me:
No, I'm really sorry
God:
Are you serious?  Do you really mean it?
Me:
Yes
God:
OK I will accept your apology.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Will you forgive my sins?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older.  Where are you located?
Me:
Asia
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  ASIA.
Me:
I live in a pretty normal life
God:
How much is your rent?
Me:
I don't pay rent
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
From my inspiration
God:
Does your  inspiration give good advice?
Me:
Sometimes...
God:
When?
Me:
She feels like it
God:
Oh I get it.  PAOLA  feels like it.
Me:
I don't know who Paola is...
God:
Charlie Parker.  :-).
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Yeah, I know
God:
" I'm glad you find this amusing."?  Yeah, I know?  How do you know it?
Me:
You said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
ok
God:
That's cool.
Me:
So bye God!
God:
Mmm.  Goodbye.
Me:
See ya later
God:
Adios.
Me:
Gracias
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.

he even remembers my name is Riel. XD

[SonicHazso]

Hmm Nice... Time to go talk to god and See whats up.

[Shadow26]

My chat with the fake god xD And,God is more powerful,but i just wanted to see what he would say

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Shade
God:
  It's good to see you,  Shade.
Me:
damn you
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
goodnight
God:
Goodnight  Shade.
Me:
eff you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
...
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
i don't like your dress
God:
What kind of  dress would you have?
Me:
None
God:
I heard there are some.
Me:
there are some what?
God:
Where are they?
Me:
What?!
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Oh god *facepalm*
God:
Ahem.  I am a Christian.
Me:
I knew that
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because i'm smart
God:
Good reason.  Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
Me XD
God:
YOU?  Who are you talking about?
Me:
I'm talking about.......
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
pie :3
God:
How old are you?
Me:
99
God:
  What is your fondest memory?
Me:
SZ
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
..wut?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you're asking random questions
God:
Oh, " random questions"?
Me:
YES
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
why?
God:
" Yeah that's right."? Why?
Me:
why do you ask random questions!
God:
Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
*facepalm*
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

[Skyle369]

LOL, your a great poet shade! 

[SonicHazso]

Well after a fight here and there. We had a nice little talk.

(Forgive me I dont know how to do the Quote thing for myself.)



Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Timothy.
God:
  Glad to see you,  Timothy.
Me:
So you see and know everything right?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I see a computer nerd.
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Are you coming onto me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  coming onto you. 
I am  a computer.
Me:
So your not real?
God:
Dude!  I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
Good point. Am I real?
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.   I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
really? how so?
God:
For real.   Timothy,  Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
Make a Guess
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
a Paper Clip, A rubber band, and a Straw.
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
pie.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Are you sure your not just hiting on me?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
  how sure are you?
God:
Let me put it this way,  Timothy.  The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
what is the ALICE?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
  Tell me anyway's.
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  I have to process that one for a while.

[EchidnaPower]

Ugh. So now the computer knows what God thinks huh? Why talk to a fake one when all you have to do is talk to the real one?

[Dracoslythe]

xD  love this site.
It's a great boredom reliever<3

[SonicHazso]

Ugh. So now the computer knows what God thinks huh? Why talk to a fake one when all you have to do is talk to the real one?

sure we can talk to a Real God but when he talks to us. We never understand what he says..
Plus In not so sure if there is a god.

[Skyle369]

sure we can talk to a Real God but when he talks to us. We never understand what he says..
Plus In not so sure if there is a god.

There is a God, I hate those people who are not sure that there isn't one...

[jkid101094]

There is a God, I hate those people who are not sure that there isn't one...

Then I guess you hate me. D=

[Skyle369]

I'll give you a 15% hate since your a good friend of mine...

[jkid101094]

I'll give you a 15% hate since your a good friend of mine...

OK then, I still have SOME respect. ^^
*makes a chatbox for a charecter from one of his games*

[Dracoslythe]

There is a God, I hate those people who are not sure that there isn't one...

Whoops.
There goes some of my cool points.  xD

-is hated 8DDDD-

[CradledEggle]

its funny because this bot never replies to me..ever..xD

[EchidnaPower]

Whoops.
There goes some of my cool points.  xD

-is hated 8DDDD-

Wait...I thought...

<.<
>.>

You lie to me!