the things Girls SHOULD know, but don't. (and some questions...)

Started by chet, March 26, 2010, 02:29:19 PM

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jkid101094

Here's a good one. I hate it when women act like there the sexiest thing alive and act like every guy is supposed to jump all over them just because they have large breasts. It's like, "why am I supposed to be attracted to those again?" They're just lumps a fucking skin hanging off your chest. I don't understand how guys will date a woman just for those. If you're gonna date someone without love what's the point of the relationship? Why do women assume every guys just after sex? SERIOUSLY, I'm not a homo, but still, wtf?

~The tired, slightly nonsensical ramblings of a non-perverted teenage boy


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Hakudamashi

Quote from: jkid101094 on March 28, 2010, 03:43:27 PM
Here's a good one. I hate it when women act like there the sexiest thing alive and act like every guy is supposed to jump all over them just because they have large breasts. It's like, "why am I supposed to be attracted to those again?" They're just lumps a fucking skin hanging off your chest. I don't understand how guys will date a woman just for those. If you're gonna date someone without love what's the point of the relationship? Why do women assume every guys just after sex? SERIOUSLY, I'm not a homo, but still, wtf?

~The tired, slightly nonsensical ramblings of a non-perverted teenage boy
also,why is it that a good % of females are gold diggers >=O
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jkid101094

Quote from: Windlessusher on March 28, 2010, 04:35:34 PM
also,why is it that a good % of females are gold diggers >=O
That too, if I have to buy you a fucking car just for you to look my way you aren't worth the effort. >.<


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

Hakudamashi

Quote from: jkid101094 on March 28, 2010, 04:37:30 PM
That too, if I have to buy you a fucking car just for you to look my way you aren't worth the effort. >.<
or space for that matter >.>
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TheGameNinja

Quote from: Elija2 on March 27, 2010, 09:22:20 AM
But isn't :3 relatively the same thing?
Which is better? These are two different pictures of the same girl (Haruko from FLCL).

This (lips puckered):


Or this (:3):


PS: You wouldn't believe how hard it was to find that first picture of Haruko. XD

jkid101094



Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

Hakudamashi

Quote from: TheGameNinja on March 28, 2010, 04:58:33 PM
Which is better? These are two different pictures of the same girl (Haruko from FLCL).

This (lips puckered):


Or this (:3):


PS: You wouldn't believe how hard it was to find that first picture of Haruko. XD
second
Cause the first one was ew
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Elija2

Quote from: TheGameNinja on March 28, 2010, 04:58:33 PM
Which is better? These are two different pictures of the same girl (Haruko from FLCL).

This (lips puckered):



Quote from: TheGameNinja on March 28, 2010, 04:58:33 PM
Or this (:3):

Fuck yeah, ramen! With...is that ketchup?

Soul Blade

Why do girls act like their hair is the only thing thats keeping them alive and they don't want anyone touching it?

Hakudamashi

Quote from: Blue_Blur on March 30, 2010, 09:32:03 AM
Why do girls act like their hair is the only thing thats keeping them alive and they don't want anyone touching it?
Some even believe their hair gives them their power
EG.Some actually belive cutting their hair improves their character...
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Soul Blade

Quote from: Windlessusher on March 30, 2010, 10:29:15 AM
Some even believe their hair gives them their power
EG.Some actually belive cutting their hair improves their character...
That sounded poem-y for some reason xD

TheGameNinja

Quote from: Windlessusher on March 30, 2010, 10:29:15 AM
Some even believe their hair gives them their power
EG.Some actually belive cutting their hair improves their character...
It worked in Dragonball Z.

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SuperSonic23

Quote from: Dracoslythe on March 26, 2010, 02:44:28 PM
Haha, but before making strange assumptions of what girls should know, you should know their mindset.

1.  Girls want to impress.  But they also want to feel beautiful.  If makeup makes them feel beautiful, then they'll wear it.  I admit it, even I wear it (but I don't cake it on, and the extent of mine is some concealer-with acne medication in it, so I have an excuse- and some eyeliner.  Eyeshadow if I feel like it), but not all the time.  I feel pretty just the way I am.

A.  I dunno.  It's a reflex in the muscles of one's face.  It's kinda like how some people stick out their tongue and lick their lips if they're concentrating.  Some girls do it, some don't.

2. I don't understand.  At first, you're asking why you freak out, and if you don't want guys to like you, why do you care about your looks?  Well, for the first part, it depends.  It could be like "Oh.  /He/ likes me.  What a disappointment," and you have to spread it around, maybe to embarrass the person?  Then it could be like "Oh, he likes me?  Wow, I never thought it would happen!  What a pleasant surprise!"  And you spread it around cause it's good news.  The second part?  It's a man-eat-man world out there.  To fit in, you gotta be beautiful.  Girls feel the pressure everywhere from media, peers, and so on.  They want to be "chic" and fit in, and anymore, people are so shallow, they've reduced themselves to judging others on how they look.

3.  No, it's not, I agree, but you also have to understand, most girls who go through PMS don't like it either.  It's a change in hormones, which can greatly affect one's mood.  And there's more to PMS than irritability.  Take it from someone who has severe PMS.  It can go from you being so happy you could sing one minute, to biting everyone's head off the next, to wanting to suicide the next.

4.  Again, you have to know a girl's mindset.  Even I do this.  I'll be like "omfg, I'm so fat, right?" and he'll be like "no, you aren't."  And I'll reply with "yes, I am."  It's a psychological thing.  Girls feel very insecure about themselves a LOT when it comes to weight, again, with the pressure everywhere of "YOU NEED TO BE SKINNY OR YOU WON'T FIT IN."  Also, sometimes, a girl just needs reassurance, even if she knows she's not fat, and she wants to hear someone say that she's not.  It's a confidence boost, is all.


Any more questions/assumptions?
I'll be glad to combat them from a female's point of view.  :3

And nao I know.

Q. Why do girls wear very revealing clothing and wear skinny jeans most of the time? Sometimes they push up their breasts!
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