list of addictions of bleach.(or anything else)

[wazup]

You Know You're Addicted to Bleach When...

You've dyed your air orange
You consider an umbrella to be an unreleased Zanpakuto
...Until you "release" it and scream "Open... Ubrellamaru!"
Things are getting worse because you stole two of your mom's 'flower-shaped sequins', dabbed them with gel and placed it on your hair.
You cross your arms in front of you and laugh insanely "BWAAHAHAHAHA!"
You cover your right arm with a long sock and thrust it forward thinking large amount of energy will shoot out
You've really been watching too much when you powder your face until it's pure white and draw a line under your eyes (With a blue marker) and act like Ulquiora.
You've named your stuffed animal Kon
You take the front half of a skull from biology class and call yourself a Vizard.
You eat a piece of candy thinking your soul will come out your body
You visit onto Bleach forums and make thousands of random theories
...And then fight with other members when they don't agree with you
You colored a piece of paper black, cut it out in a circle, and taped it to your chest
...And then glued a broken chain to it
You wear hair pins hoping they will help you in a time of need.
You wear an eye patch while you white to give your opponent an "advantage".
You bust in to class saying "The sprits are always with you!"
You've poked the person next to you using a stick and expected a Shinigami to come out of a gigai
Your doing something requiring unbelievable amounts of energy and yell "BANKAI!"
You just ate red beans with potato chips in in ice cream for lunch
You like to say somebody's name like your inspired after they make some kind of declaration
You put a piece of candy in a stuffed animal hoping it'll come alive.
Guys knitting in school has suddenly become cool.
You think it's cool to see "bleach" written on the the laundry isle sign at the store.
You jump kick your kid the second he wakes up.
You where a black cloak and some sandals and white socks
After moments of not talking and being quiet, people start to think you really can't talk
You think your cat is actually a hot girl in disguise.
You open up a Bleach web site
...And call it your life's work.
You have your little brother throw petals around you after you say "Scatter Senbonzakura"
You practicing on your archery skills is referred to as "training".
You start adding "-taichou" to the end of your teacher's names.
You run around the street wearing a long black robe with sandals
Whenever your somebody calls you by your name, you tell them: "That's Captain [insert your name here] to you."
You've gone insane when you got into a fight and realized that your enemy is stronger and you mutter: "What strong reiatsu!"
Whenever your cell phone rings you run outside and look for Hollows
You realized that carrying a wooden sword around school was not a good idea
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Bleach


and these are the things that show your addicted.

[TheGameNinja]

They also show you that you are addicted to an inferior anime.

[wazup]

They also show you that you are addicted to an inferior anime.

I'm listening....

[TheGameNinja]

I'm listening....

Bleach is okay, I like it enough to keep up with the official English release, but it's nothing that special.

There are way better anime to get addicted to.

[wazup]

FINE!!!!


You Know You're Addicted to Naruto When...

You eat Ramen all day every day.
You've watched every episode at least 5 times – in English and Japanese.
You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.
You buy a $200 pair of Sharingan contacts.
You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.
You cover half of your face with a mask.
You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.
You try to walk up trees using your feet only.
You draw whiskers on your face.
You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. ^_^
You draw black circles around your eyes.
You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.
You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.
You run with your arms behind you.
You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.
..And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .
You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".
You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"
You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.
You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.
You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.
You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.
You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.
You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.
You call old men who stare at young women "Ero-sennin" or "Pervy sage"
Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat
Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.
You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.
You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.
...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.
You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.
You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.
You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"
You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.
You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"
You have to put on a headband before a major competition.
...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.
You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).
You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.
You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".
You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.
Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.
You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.
You try to make pairings between characters.
You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.
You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.
You carry puppets with you.
You call your group of friends a "three man cell".
"Art is a Bang"
Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.
You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.
The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.
You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.
You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.
You spy on girls and call it research.
You try to summon a frog in biology class.
...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".
You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.
You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.
You have a pet pig named Tonton.
You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.
You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.
You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.
You use pick-up lines like "Wanna see my new jutsu?" or "Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?"
You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
You start making hand signs.
...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"
You try to sign a contract with blood.
You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats,
and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"
You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no
Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

[TheGameNinja]

I... I don't need to repeat myself, do I? XD

[wazup]

MAYBE THIS WILL HELP!!!!!

You Know You're Addiced to Dragon Ball Z When...

You can recite every word of the original Japanese DBZ episodes/movies by heart.
You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.
You bought Budokai Tenkaichi 2 for your PS2 and Wii
...And have done the same for Budokai Tenkaichi 3
You're convinced the Dragon Balls DO exist, and you begin saving up your allowance to go on a quest to find them.
You stand outside screaming "NIMBUS!!" at night (after all, you wouldn't want to embarass your parents by doing it during the day, would you?)
You instantly pummel ANYONE who says Vegeta has a receding hairline.
You take a martial arts class and ask the instructor when Gregory and Bubbles will be arriving, then pout and demand to speak to King Kai.
You wet your pants in excitement after hearing that Fox is making a live
action Dragon Ball movie.
You check every morning to see if you've sprouted a tail.
You buy a plastic toy sword, strap it to your back, and tell anyone who asks that Tabion the Brave gave it to you, then look at them like they're crazy when they ask who that is.
You freak out when you have chicken-pox / measles because you think that all that pink skin means you're turning into Frieza.
You suddenly become a vegetarian and eat nothing but carrots, rice, and other vegetables.
You secretly try to grow Senzu Beans and believe you are succeeding.
You ended up in the hospital because you severely injured your muscles trying to do a Ginyu pose.
You make yourself a perfect replica of Saiyan amour for Halloween.....then refuse to take it off.
You've actually convinced your friends that you met the Dragon Ball Gang last night for drinks.
You name your cat Karin, and nod wisely whenever it meows at you.
You've almost popped a vein in your forehead trying to will yourself to fly.
You learned to use a computer just so you could look at all those neat DBZ pictures.
You then refer to your computer desk as you "Capsule Corp. Lab".
You go outside at night, stare longingly at the stars, and sing; Someday My
Prince Will Come.
You know that Vegeta and all the other DBZ characters would find you supremely cool and want to hang out with you.
You refuse you go near your freezer.
You refer to your mom as Chichi (when she isn't within earshot).
You're famous throughout your city for the time when you actually tried to stop a bank robbery with your Kamehameha (and maybe your actually succeeded!)
You failed biology class because of your diagram of a Cell.
Whenever there's a severe storm, you nod wisely and say, "Someone's calling the Dragon...."
You can actually spout off a surprising number of phrases in Japanese.
You've gotten up a five a.m. every morning just to watch the replay of the DBZ episode that was on yesterday....even though you already saw it ten times!
During full moons you stand outside screaming until you pass out.
Even if you're in high school and you're a girl, your parents still shop for your birthday and Christmas presents in the same aisle that they shop in for your little eight-year-old brother....the action figure aisle.
You took home ec. class because you were determined to become a better cook than Chichi.
You took sewing class to learn how to make a cuddly little Vegeta plush toy.
You blast down anyone who insults your Saiyan pride.
When you laugh, you say, "Kameha-ha-ha-ha!"
You burst into tears when a character, ANY character dies, regardless of Dragon Ball Availability.
You almost drowned because you stood in the path of an approaching tidal wave, convinced that your Genki Dama summouned it to you.
You giggle hysterically when you're told to eat your vegetables.
You begged, pleaded, bribed, and finally beat the crap out of your younger
brother for his Burger King Piccolo DBZ toy, and you don't even LIKE Piccolo.
You lose sleep over wondering about Frieza's sexual orientation, possibly due to nightmares
You *try* to wrap yourself around your computer, purring contentedly whenever a dbz related download finishes
Your thumbs are sore, cracked, and bleeding but you finally managed to beat DB Ultimate Battle 22 without dying ONCE!
You attacked the guy at the hardware store who looks like Nappa and almost gave him a concussion in your excitement to demand where Vegeta was
You've gotten kicked out of church for standing up in the middle of a funeral and yelling "HEY!!! LET'S JUST GO GET THE DRAGON BALLS!!"
You're convinced that Japan actually has a secret fourth DB series, and they just aren't sharing.
You're ALSO convinced that you hold the potential to create another DB series if only Toriyama would return your phone calls.
You went into shock when they introduced Frieza's family, then immediately began putting in calls to Jerry Springer about lipstick wearing midgets with english, uncaring giant fathers
You're almost convinced yourself your toaster could POSSIBLY have been made by Dr Gero and therefore has android possibility.
Deathly sick and exhausted, you STILL managed to chase down, in the rain, after four hours the dog who ran off with your Kuririn action figure
You spend hours making a power pole in your woodshop class.
You watch the weather channel for signs of nimbuses.
You believe it's possible to focus your ki into a deadly blast if you really wanted to, but are just too exhausted from all the "Powering Up And Customary Screaming" you've done that day.
You made little score cards to hold up during the fight scenes.
You try to fuse with your friends.
You try to shoot your teacher with a Big Bang Attack.
You jump off of buildings and try to fly.
You eat rice every night...at a mad speed.
You test your powers out on your little sister.
You dress in red pants with an red shirt every day.
You scream at people you don't like and then try to blast them.
You only answer to the DBZ name of your choice.
You spend hours trying to use the "instant transmission" and only end up with two finger prints on your forehead.
You strap a piece of colored glass over you left eye and laugh at everyone, telling them what pathetic power levels they have.
You start wearing weighted clothing in order to increase you power level.
You plan to name your son Gohan.
You plan to name your daughter Pan.
You throw fisbees at people and yell "distructo disc."
You draw a "third" eye on your forehead.
You shave your head and put six little dots on your forehead.
You spike your hair and dye it yellow.
You go to the zoo and yell insults at all the monkeys.
You have a problem you think "what would Goku (Gohan, Vegeta...) do."
You buy the same exact DBZ episodes every time FUNimation releases a
"re-mastered" DVD
The highlight of your week is the next episode of Dragon Ball Kai
You own a Dragon Ball Z web site. ^_^

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