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Something happened...again

Started by Elija2, April 30, 2010, 04:54:12 PM

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Elija2

So I went to see the movie Furry Vengeance today (it was just released today) and...well...it sucked. There was absolutely no furry fucking involved at all in the movie. In fact, all the animals in the movie had a realistic look to them, so no boobies at all! I was absolutely disgusted by this and when I came home I tried to calm myself down by looking at furry porn, but I just couldn't bear it. I was disgusted with myself and what I had become. I completely regretted ever becoming a furry. And so now I have realized the error in my ways and returned to being a normal member of society who only looks at regular porn and sometimes the occasional tentacle rape with Jet Set Radio characters. To all the furry friends I made over the last month, I shall not disrespect the choice you made to be a furry but I simply can no longer live the life of a furry anymore. That furry suit of mine wasn't gonna happen anyway.
Yes, the last month was certainly interesting. I'd like to say we all learned something about ourselves and the people around us. Those who judged furries were mistaken because they failed to see what life was like through their eyes, and the furries of the site...well...they just jerked off to furry porn without caring what anyone else thought. They were blind, they didn't judge anyone by the things they did or the sounds they made (yiff yiff). We are all equal, no matter what kind of wacky shit we jerk off too. And so ends the epic furry experiment I conducted over the last month. It was certainly interesting, and I'm happy to say that not once did I feel stiff looking at furry porn. I'm actually surprised some of you really believed I was a furry. (ENJACKEL actually sent me a PM asking for some good yiff sites, I told him to Google it) And DarkFusion, I'm sorry for the trouble I caused but your sig never really turned me on.

Hey guys, it's good to be back.

TranceRaver83


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First try at making a sig, It's decent.