A true Story that happens every year when there is a Forest fire.

[Kirby]

A fish died.
Because it couldn't breath.
Because it's Gills were filled with silt.
Because the mud flowed into the river.
Because there was nothing to hold the rain.
Because all the trees were burnt down.
Because someone got careless with fire.

[Elija2]

A fish died.
Because it couldn't breath.
Because it's gills were covered in oil.
Because the oil leaked into the gulf.
Because there was nothing to stop the explosion.
Because all the BP managers didn't care.
Because someone got greedy with oil.

[jkid101094]

A fish died.
Because I ate it.
...
BITCH.

[sth05]

A fish died.
Because I ate it.
...
BITCH.

I'm ROFLing on this one.