My encounter with a Jahova Witness today

[Proto_Blaze]

I put a no soliciting sign up to keep them away... and they came today... here is how the conversation went.

JW: Hi
Me: Hi
JW: How are you today?
Me: Good
JW: Do you know where you will go where you die?
Me: There is a cemetery down the street. I am going there.
JW: No, I mean... do you know Jesus?
Me: Yea, he is my cousin (Since im puerto rican i do have a cousin wt that name)
JW: What we mean is.. have you ever been saved?
Me: A life guard saved me from drowning once

They look at me with a wtf look on their face.

JW: Thank you for your time
Me: Have a nice day

They are so fun to mess with! (im christian.. just like to mess with people who come to my door)

[Super Sonic Boom]

That's exactly how I would have handled the situation, lmao...and I am Catholic.

[Proto_Blaze]

i just found it funny so i went at it lol

[darkness shadow]

lmao, it's fun to screw with these people

[Proto_Blaze]

lmao, it's fun to screw with these people

thats why i did it. when my youth pastor did it something else happened... he got them mad enough to say "we would rather walk in the rain then talk to you"... when my youth pastor closes the door a huge lightning storm just blasts through.... the jahova witnesses turn around and see my youth pastor smiling and waving out the window... such win

[darkness shadow]

thats why i did it. when my youth pastor did it something else happened... he got them mad enough to say "we would rather walk in the rain then talk to you"... when my youth pastor closes the door a huge lightning storm just blasts through.... the jahova witnesses turn around and see my youth pastor smiling and waving out the window... such win

lmao XD epic win, they get bitched so much, yet i wonder why they do it XD

[Proto_Blaze]

it was epic win... my whole youth group saw it (we had a party at his house)

[Firestar36]

LMAO!!!

[Proto_Blaze]

... i love my life soo much lol

[TranceRaver83]

This reminds me of this one Jehovah's witness that sat next to me in art.  He always had his bible next to him, and would bitch about everything.  I would talk to a friend about whatever, and he would start interrupting our conversation, and bitch about how we are offending him, then he would preach about jesus.