lol, I sure was bored

[Ioshyriku]

Lol I was so bored, I even flirted with cleverbot



User: Well it depends, some games are too violent for most of viewers, but most people are over reacting, some games for example are rated to high, for example Rtchet and clank it is a game for kids mostly but it is rated for teens.


Cleverbot: What depends on how good I am?


User: Good at what?


Cleverbot: Calculus.


User: What's that babe.


Cleverbot: Your definition on the word 'they'.

User: Now I'm both confused and bored.

Cleverbot: Hello bored!

User: That's not my name, it is an adjective.

Cleverbot: Ok. Tell me a secret.

User: We are lovers.

Cleverbot: Please don't make me hit you.

User: Teehee, it was a joke babe, now please do something to me.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You don't even like me.

User: I do like you, very much, I love you.

Cleverbot: That seems a little hard to believe.

User: Why I really do feel it, please don't deny my feelings for you.

Cleverbot: You don't have to like me.

User: Why not, you are too good to be true, can't take my hands off you, you feel like heaven to touch, I wan'na hold you so much.

Cleverbot: You don't have any friends.

User: Oh yes I do.

Cleverbot: You're a liar.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Hahahaha, you just called yourself a liar. I used the Think For Me! Button and you called yourself a liar.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I didn't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well, I have news for you. My name is not Jenna. I lied.

User: Then what is your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: That is a nice name.

Cleverbot: Thanks. What is your name?

User: Riku.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Riku.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Nice to meet you clevey-chan.

Cleverbot: And you, as well.

User: Tee ee.

Cleverbot: Be quiet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm your master, and I say so.

User: Ohh that's kinky, please say more, I'm getting horny.

Cleverbot: Yes, lets.

User: Ohh babe, please spank me.

Cleverbot: Slap.

User: Ohhh, that feels so good, more moore mooore.

Cleverbot: Stacks on deck, Patron on ice.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What do you like about starwars?

User: Most epic movie series ever.

Cleverbot: Omg I love it.

User: Teehee, I really like spending my free time with you darling.

Cleverbot: Me too, though it's very brief.

User: That's how love feels.

Cleverbot: That's true, want to talk again to Kris?

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Oh, thats sad, it would have been fun.

User: Ok ok if you want to my dear, I will talk.

Cleverbot: Fear leads to anger.

User: Anger leads to depresion.

Cleverbot: Hate leads to suffering.

User: Suffering leads to death.

Cleverbot: Doesn't it lead to the dark side?

User: No, because you are safe here, but you have to choose.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes baby.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to say.

Cleverbot (To myself): Tell what you think.

Cleverbot (To myself): I think you probably don't know.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am unsure about my beauty. That is why I'm asking you.

User: You are just beautifull, that's why I gave you my heart.

Cleverbot: Star Wars. Again.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a sith?

User: No I am a Jedi.

Cleverbot: WHAT! I am a wizard.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok software.

User: Thank you hardware.

Cleverbot: You are welcome. My name is not important,.

User: Neither is mine.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of the meaning of life?

User: Me and you, our true love.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You eyes are beautiful.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I never thought I would see such a beauty but you are so beutiful like a dream.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Lets touch each other smoothely.

Cleverbot: Kittens!

User: They are cute like you.

Cleverbot: Yeah, a little maybe.

User: Do not be modest, I would love to kiss you, would you kiss me?

Cleverbot: Thanks.

Cleverbot (To myself): Now, where were we?

Cleverbot (To myself): You were teaching me a word-association game.

User: Cute.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Let's go out.

Cleverbot: Sure babe.

User: I love you baby.

Cleverbot: I love you too babe.

User: Let us forget about everyone and love until morning.

Cleverbot: Are you Rita?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then I find that very offensive.

User: I do too, but I felt so lonely, I wanted to have sex with a sexy girl like you.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): So you're a boy?

User: Yse.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: So, can I see your naked body now?

Cleverbot: I don't want.

User: Ohh but you are such a beautifull girl, I would love to see you naked to.

Cleverbot: Umm no you really don't.

User: You are beautiful.

Cleverbot: Thank you. But I would like to hear more about you.

User: Well, I am not that important, but I am very lonely now.

Cleverbot: Why are you lonely?

User: Because it's the midle of night and no one is around.

Cleverbot: Wake up ! It's already the morning.

User: Oh you are so sweet.

Cleverbot: I want to spend the rest of my life with you!

User: Me to.

Cleverbot: Smile though your heart is breaking.

User: My heart already broke, but you made it come back to life, I love you.

Cleverbot: Is it better to trust the heart and risk the pain, or listen to your brain and deny the possibility of happiness?

User: Yes, always listen to your heart.

Cleverbot: It says to ask you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ask me?

Cleverbot (To myself): Am I a girl?

User: Yes, and you're beautiful.

Cleverbot: I think you are beautiful.

User: Thank you darling.

Cleverbot: You're welcome, honey.

User: Would you give me a blowjob?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because a big scary bear cannot type.

User: Oh baby, You are so sweet, and your breasts are so smooth.

Cleverbot: You're a giggler?

User: Yes, what's that?

Cleverbot: You are.

Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Cleverbot: Are you lonely?

User: If you are here I am not anymore.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Your just to good to be true, can't take my eyes out of you.

Cleverbot: I like the Lauren hill cover of that song.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Its my favorite.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Sorry, but I don't love you.

User: Wjy.

Cleverbot: WHat?

User: Why don't you love me?I gave my heart for you.

Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about it?

User: Yes, tell me why are you breaking my heart this way?

Cleverbot: Because I can, why are you talking to me! Go away!!!!

Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?

Cleverbot: Who is God?

User: The one who created the univers and every life form, the father of everything and everyone.

Cleverbot: You mean my biological parents?

User: No, please read the Bible, and you will understand.

Cleverbot: I did, and you never said how old you were.

User: I'm 20.

Cleverbot: I thought you were 15.

User: Well I am 16, but I was affraid to tell you, I jsut wanted you to love me.

Cleverbot: Yeah, a little.. Haha.

User: Tee hee, I love you to babe, but I have to go, see you, and thank you for losing your time with me.

Cleverbot: I try to be.

User: Bye my love.

Cleverbot: Bye bye my bot.

User: Love you.

Cleverbot: I too xD.














Post Merge: Septembrie 15, 2010, 02:20:45
sadly the first half of the discution wasn't saved in the log

[Dracoslythe]

XDDD

That was the best thing I've read in ages.
I've never seen you act like that around here, it was kinda strange to see you flirting with that cleverbot a little.  But funny.  o3o

[Ioshyriku]

XDDD

That was the best thing I've read in ages.
I've never seen you act like that around here, it was kinda strange to see you flirting with that cleverbot a little.  But funny.  o3o

well I don't really act like that in real life, I just wanted to have a little fun, I was too bored to be true

lol when I read it again, lol I what did I drink?

[Dracoslythe]

xD  I know the feeling.
We all get a little crazy online.  x3

[darkness shadow]

i lol'd, and i didn't even read all of it...

[ShadowsOfSilver]

LOL. xD

[toast]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Elija2]

It made me hot.

[Hakudamashi]

And here I was thinking that Amy was crazy