Corrupt a Wish

[xSalashawty]

Granted...in one million years in teh future.

I wish I could ra--I mean fuck my crush.

[meldreth]

Granted, but your boyfrind fucks his crush!
I wish Sonic Zone was the best website ever.

[Ioshyriku]

granted but it may crash again in the distant future

I wish I could go back in time

[xSalashawty]

granted... bur the future will change..and you'll have kids..-shot-

I wish for a montain of hankercheifs..

[meldreth]

I know where your going with that... -__-
I wish i could fly 

[TrueSilverWolf]

Granted, but you got shot down by a military plane.

I wish I could use physic powers.

[Mikey]

Granted but you get a cock in your ass whenever you use your power.
I wish I had a dreamcast.

[HereAndThere]

Granted, but it'll explode in 2 seconds.
I wish I could get laid in the next 2 months.

[xSalashawty]

Granted,but then there's unwanted pregnancy

I wish REM sleep wasn't so scary now and then.

[jkid101094]

Granted, but you get horrific nightmares instead.

I wish I could suck my o-*shot dead*

[xSalashawty]

granted..but you're gonna choke..

I wish for a mountain of hankercheifs(let's get a better result)

[jkid101094]

Granted, but they're all already used.

I wish that line wasn't in S&TSR.

[Jazz Nova]

Granted, but the "Why can't I defeat you?" lines are in there. A lot.
I wish that I could screw whoever I wanted without any negative results (like in a hentai)

[xSalashawty]

Granted, but you'll be a wanted man across the world

I wish for freedom.

[Jazz Nova]

Granted, but people try to rape you every other day. With no possible negative results (like in a hentai)

I wish that I could virtualize myself