Corrupt a Wish

[xSalashawty]

granted, but you can't go back.

I wish Him had a confirmed transgender operation

[Jazz Nova]

Granted, but now (s)he's 100x more powerful.

I wish Cartoon Network brought back all the good shows...

[Ioshyriku]

granted but it stopped existing

I wish I was a pirate

[Jazz Nova]

Granted, but you get shot up full of holes

I wish there were holes in that wall over thur

[Ioshyriku]

granted but it crashed down

I wish I could get any girl I want

[TrueSilverWolf]

Granted, but she had plastic surgery and now look like this


I wish, I could break the 4th Wall.

[xSalashawty]

granted, but you'll have to repair it.

I wish I could be taken away from sweet daddy and lisa...

[Kenotsu]

Granted, but you'll be given to a pedophile.

I wish I had infinite knowledge.

[Ioshyriku]

granted but you will get insane and try to destroy the world

I wish I was awesome

[xSalashawty]

Granted, but..uh..SHIT.

I wish I had an answer for that..which would make sense and won't embarrass me.

[Ioshyriku]

granted but you will forget it right after you got it

I wish I can have all the deserts I want

[xSalashawty]

granted. but..child obesity. Justsayin.


I wish to make stupidity a constant trend.

[Jazz Nova]

Granted, but the people who aren't stupid and were previously popular are now disregarded as hipsters

I wish that could fly

[Ioshyriku]

granted but you won't be able to land and you will have to fly forever

I wish I was a genius

[Jazz Nova]

granted, but all your plans go wrong (and you eventually end up like Sheen from Jimmy Neutron)

I wish that I was very smart