Corrupt a Wish

jkid101094 · July 07, 2011, 10:04:27 AM

Granted, but you're assassinated in fear that you will become too powerful.

I wish Lillilgant was real and that I had one.

Jazz Nova · July 07, 2011, 01:29:26 PM

Granted, but all the pokemon are real...
And you become a victim of Darkrai.

I wish that pokemon were real

TrueSilverWolf · July 07, 2011, 03:59:56 PM

Granted, but you don't get to train them.

I wish Maplestory would get working on my laptop. D:<

jkid101094 · July 07, 2011, 04:06:32 PM

Granted, but you experience a creepy pasta moment and are found the next day dead with blood dripping from your eye sockets while on screen some stranger marries your crush who also happens to have an account.

I wish there was an MMO I actually could ENJOY.

xSalashawty · July 07, 2011, 04:08:46 PM

ganted, but the full version is 999$ dollars
-coughToontowncough-

I wish all mmos were free in the first place.

jkid101094 · July 07, 2011, 04:14:52 PM

Granted. They're all free to play but to get started you have to buy everything else with real money, even the ability to walk and a heart to begin living.

I wish I would have done what I just did a lot sooner.

xSalashawty · July 07, 2011, 06:08:40 PM

Grant-- err ganted, but everyone would slap you for it

I wish I didn't misspell granted last post :/

jkid101094 · July 07, 2011, 07:02:02 PM

Granted, but every other word is misspelled.

I wish I had less porn to dig through. >:C

*slapped silly*

xSalashawty · July 07, 2011, 07:10:13 PM

Quote from: jkid101094 on July 07, 2011, 07:02:02 PM
Granted, but every other word is misspelled.

I wish I had less porn to dig through. >:C

*slapped silly*

granted, but the rest of the porn is gay porn

I wish on a shooting star.

Ioshyriku · July 08, 2011, 09:09:34 AM

granted but it fell on you

I wish I had a better sense of humor

xSalashawty · July 08, 2011, 09:11:25 AM

granted, but you already have enough <3

I wish I was prettier.

jkid101094 · July 09, 2011, 04:50:06 AM

Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on July 07, 2011, 07:10:13 PM
granted, but the rest of the porn is gay porn

I'd love that.
As for your question, granted, but the next day you look like a fish.

Fish is my wish, for fish, I do wish.

Rockout909 · July 09, 2011, 05:41:05 AM

Granted, cause you are in a fish kick.

I wish Salas was awake, cause awakeness is more amazing then sleepness.

Ioshyriku · July 09, 2011, 05:44:23 AM

granted but everyone else would fall asleep including you

I wish to pass all the exams in one month

Rockout909 · July 09, 2011, 05:48:51 AM

Granted but the highest grade you would get is a C- -shot-

I wish school wouldn't start for another month