Corrupt a Wish

[xSalashawty]

granted, but the last day of school is one month ahead.

I wish for vectors that won't kill me
            ^elfen lied style

[Rockout909]

Granted... but they'd be a size off... i don't know what those are... nor do i care to search :3

I wish i had a telepathic link with a persony person.

[Ioshyriku]

granted but that person will spam your mind

I wish I could control time

[SmashFinale]

Granted, but u will be frozen in time
i wish newcomers would read the rules

[Ioshyriku]

granted but they will delete their accounts after reading them

I wish I had money

[xSalashawty]

Granted, but you give it all back to me >:3

I wish I could painlessly make myself spat a little amout of blood. 8D

[Ioshyriku]

granted but you will need another heart after that

I wish I was anyone I want

[xSalashawty]

granted, but whoever's in your body does REALLY bad things.. and I mean REALLY.


I wish to be a billionare so friggin bad.

[SmashFinale]

Wish fulfilled, but the government will force more tax onto you

i wish that movies didn't need to have stupid moments to be funny

[Ioshyriku]

granted but they are hillarious and too serious for people to get the jokes

I wish I had a wife and kids

[xSalashawty]

Granted..uhh..shit. Can't make it without putting myself in as a wife. ._.

.3.

I wish my fetishes would calm down.

[Ioshyriku]

granted but you will stop feeling attracted to anything

I wish for a HD TV

[xSalashawty]

granted, but like mine..it breaks every year.

I wish I had sex with Celldweller. :3

[Rockout909]

Granted but the person who corrupted your wish would rape you afterwards.

I wish i didnt feel pain.

[xSalashawty]

oshit...

Granted, but you eventually will like the feeling of it and turn emo.

Okay..I wish to have sex with Jory Caron without getting raped..or Matrix Devonshire happening..


AND ITS LEGAL 8D