I just learned the story of my birth.

[jkid101094]

Alright, I knew it before, but I just recalled it. Apparently they wanted me to be a girl, so they had the name Jordan Nicole Hart picked out for me. But then my brother jumped on my mother's stomach and she she had me about an hour later, which explains why I'm retarded. And, unfortunately, I was a guy. Too bad, too sad. The name Justin Micheal (I don't even know how to spell that) Hart was an on the spot name thought up by my day. Oh yay.

[Elija2]

I accidentally a baby boy.

[Gleech]

I lol'd a bit.

And you're not a retard! XD

[xSalashawty]

I lol'd a bit.

And you're not a retard! XD

Exactly..

[Mikey]

And you're not a retard! XD

:| I strongly disagree.

LOL just kidding. I love you Jkid. .

[jkid101094]

I still say I am. Because that was smashed into my head growing up.
And I love you too, Levi. No homo. xD

[Mikey]

No homo.

Nah just messin' bro.

[jkid101094]

Nah just messin' bro.

I know.
Unless, of course, you want it to be...*shot*

[Afro7hundr]

I'm named after some actor from General Hospital my Mom had a boner for.

[Gleech]

I'm named after some actor from General Hospital my Mom had a boner for.

Theres so much wrong with that sentence, I have no idea where to start.

[Mikey]

My cousin is named after a Heman character.

[Dracoslythe]

[TheGameNinja]

[Dracoslythe]

[~Bubblicious~]

My mum wasn't supposed to get pregnant, because upon giving birth she would die.
...
She has three children and is very much alive