TIME FOR A CRAPTASTICAL NEW YEAR! (i know this is late)

[Light the Hedgehog]

so uh.....yeah.......uhm.......anyone know any good and/or bad jokes to get this crapfest started?

[Supersonic196]

ur mom is so dumb, she ate unpopped popcorn.

[Xcoder62]

wife: honey, if i die, will you marry someone else?
husband: yes
wife: is she tall?
husband:yes
wife: does she has blond hair?
husband:yes
wife: is "yes" the only word you know from the English language?
husband: no
wife: is she the neighbor upstairs?
husband: Yes! how did you know? ... uh oh

[Light the Hedgehog]

....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~!