You Only Live Once.

[jkid101094]

http://www.kongregate.com/games/raitendo/you-only-live-once

This game is actually pretty cool. You play as a annoying voiced geek out to save his butt buddy from a giant pink lizard. Sound familiar? Well, once you play it'll look very similar to games you've played. I've seen references to Mario and Megaman thus far. I can only assume there are more. What interests me the most is how the story goes on even after game over a changes a bit depending on how you die. I downloaded Google Chrome for the sole purpose of stomping a mud hole in some pink, lizard ass.

So uh...tell me how your life ends, K?

[Hakudamashi]

I play games cause I can fuck up and restart
WTF is this shit?

[jkid101094]

I play games cause I can fuck up and restart
WTF is this shit?

You can restart...if you have Google Chrome...

[Hakudamashi]

You can restart...if you have Google Chrome...

Fuck you and your Chrome

[jkid101094]

Fuck you and your Chrome

I use Firefox because it can do this:

[Hakudamashi]

I use Firefox because it can do this:

You pedo

[jkid101094]

You pedo

Chibis are cute and small. Doesn't mean they're little kids. And how can a 16-year old be a pedo?

[Hakudamashi]

Chibis are cute and small. Doesn't mean they're little kids. And how can a 16-year old be a pedo?

Sorry, force of habit
It's just that most people who are attracted to Konota are f*cktards
And all these things

[jkid101094]

It's just that most people who are attracted to Konota are f*cktards

...need I remind you who I am?
Boy...I'M THE MOTHERFUXIN' KING OF FUCKTARDS!
...
Now, let's stop spamming.

[Hakudamashi]

...need I remind you who I am?
Boy...I'M THE MOTHERFUXIN' KING OF FUCKTARDS!
...
Now, let's stop spamming.

Point proven -_-
And you're right, let's.