Waiter there's a ______ in my soup!

[Ioshyriku]

you eat what you're given

Waiter there's a grease driping pork pie in my soup

[Hyper Shadow 00]

Deal with it!!! im so fucking tired of these complaints!!!!!!!! I QUIT!!!!

WAITER!!! there's a Computer Virus in my soup...

[Jazz Nova]

Well, you won't get infected unless you're part machine, so EAT IT. I:<

Waiter, Black Mesa is performing experiments on my soup

[Exidel]

If you finish your soup, Their will be cake.

Walter, there's a piece of propane or propane excessories in my soup I tell you what. 

[TailsLover2010]

You mean apples and apple accessories?

WAITER, I NEED PONIES.

[Ioshyriku]

here is your pony soup,... you murderer

waiter, I need a new table for my soup

[xSalashawty]

Your crumbly, shit-covered table is fine, sir.

Waiter, your service sucks! (But the soup is good)

[Ioshyriku]

we don't really care, we're closing soon after all

Waiter, I am poisoned

[xSalashawty]

we don't really care, we're closing soon after all

Waiter, I am poisoned

I did that so we can stick to the original format.

Waiter, there's an arrow in my soup.

[Ioshyriku]

-insert very modified skyrim joke here-

Waiter, there is a stormy cloud in my soup

[TailsLover2010]

EAT IT. Oh and I don't kill horses and eat them.

WAITER, THERE IS ZALGO IN MY SOUP.

[Ioshyriku]

googled it and i still don't know what that is

Waiter, Death is in my soup

[ShadaDX]

Don't worry ma'am, the next dish will be light.

Waiter there's a golden ring in my soup!

[jkid101094]

I hear they taste like chillidogs.

Waiter, this girl is in my soup.

[ShadaDX]

..That's nice.

Waiter,there's a sonic 2k6 in my soup.