How the Fuck Do You People Play Step-Mania?

[jkid101094]

I'm not talking about the actual arcade version, because that's an ever greater mystery. I'm talking about the PC version, specifically.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAwWYwCPN0Y&feature=channel_video_title

Even that looks hard, assuming you've played the thing before and are like me. =\

I just installed it today because I wanted to try to make a SMZip file for Draci for a sing she couldn't find. After spending about an hour screwing around with the customization features I went to try the game again, to get a taste for how normal Step Mania songs played. After about 10 seconds I promptly uninstalled the game. Why? Because the thing is fucking impossible. I dunno if it's my horrible fingers or the fact I didn't spend my life at Band-Camp tooting a flute but I cannot play this thing for the life of me. I can't stand Guitar Hero either for the exact same reason.



That's the song I tried. Don't laugh 'cause that shit is hard. @_@

Aug 20, 2011 12:20 AM

[Ioshyriku]

ninja panther reflexes maybe? Aug 20, 2011 02:40 AM

[~Bubblicious~]

Neither of those songs are hard, lulz o3o...
I guess it just varies with people xD Aug 20, 2011 04:37 AM

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

I'm not talking about the actual arcade version, because that's an ever greater mystery. I'm talking about the PC version, specifically.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAwWYwCPN0Y&feature=channel_video_title

Even that looks hard, assuming you've played the thing before and are like me. =\

I just installed it today because I wanted to try to make a SMZip file for Draci for a sing she couldn't find. After spending about an hour screwing around with the customization features I went to try the game again, to get a taste for how normal Step Mania songs played. After about 10 seconds I promptly uninstalled the game. Why? Because the thing is fucking impossible. I dunno if it's my horrible fingers or the fact I didn't spend my life at Band-Camp tooting a flute but I cannot play this thing for the life of me. I can't stand Guitar Hero either for the exact same reason.



That's the song I tried. Don't laugh 'cause that shit is hard. @_@

Lmfao...it is hard o-o Guitar Hero pisses me off, like you said, for the same reason. Aug 20, 2011 08:24 AM

[FlashTheHedgehog123]

Skills, most people lack them. Aug 20, 2011 09:57 AM

[Dracoslythe]

lol I see what you did there with that first video.
I could have made it harder.  There were other beats in there that I could have synched the steps to.  :3

...the second one is easier than mine.  xDDD


And it takes practice.  I've been playing SM for about 7 years now.  trololo Aug 20, 2011 10:31 AM

[Tanassy]

Guitar Hero

I play that game so much my hands are like steel. Aug 20, 2011 04:59 PM

[jkid101094]

I play that game so much my hands are like steel.

Well, that's going to feel awkward inside me. >:U

*shot* Aug 20, 2011 05:03 PM

[Tanassy]

Well, that's going to feel awkward inside me. >:U

*shot*

Nah, you'll get used to it. Aug 20, 2011 05:06 PM

[Hakudamashi]

Have you played "The Impossible Game"? Aug 20, 2011 05:08 PM

[jkid101094]

Have you played "The Impossible Game"?

No, and it sounds like I don't want to. Aug 20, 2011 05:11 PM

[Hakudamashi]

No, and it sounds like I don't want to.

YouTube "Rage Quit:The Impossible Game"
And grab some snacks Aug 20, 2011 05:13 PM

[jkid101094]

YouTube "Rage Quit:The Impossible Game"
And grab some snacks

Looks fun. Aug 20, 2011 05:17 PM

[Hakudamashi]

Looks fun.

Play it then Aug 20, 2011 05:22 PM

[jkid101094]

Play it then

I lack an Xbox. Aug 20, 2011 05:24 PM