Ask jkid Anything You Want. ANYTHING.

jkid101094 · April 21, 2015, 03:57:30 PM

Possibly, if you would stop annoying me.

Elija2 · April 21, 2015, 04:01:29 PM

When was the last time I annoyed you?

jkid101094 · April 21, 2015, 04:15:38 PM

The last time you asked a stupid question.

Elija2 · April 21, 2015, 04:18:56 PM

So never?

jkid101094 · April 21, 2015, 04:19:49 PM

Make it just now.

Elija2 · April 21, 2015, 04:26:57 PM

Could someone really make mustard an instrument if they tried hard enough?

jkid101094 · April 21, 2015, 04:29:47 PM

I hear if you squeeze it really hard you can get it to make a fart noise.

Elija2 · April 21, 2015, 04:30:14 PM

Does that mean asses are instruments?

jkid101094 · April 21, 2015, 04:34:41 PM

If you can make more than one note with it it should be considered an instrument so yes.

Elija2 · April 21, 2015, 05:03:43 PM

Does that mean every part of our bodies are instruments?

jkid101094 · April 21, 2015, 05:14:54 PM

I don't know. Can you play separate tones by smacking your penis around?

Elija2 · April 21, 2015, 05:18:44 PM

Yes. Would you like a demonstration?

jkid101094 · April 21, 2015, 05:20:30 PM

Depends. Can you get Tana to try it?

Elija2 · April 21, 2015, 05:22:55 PM

What makes Tana's penis more preferable that mine?

jkid101094 · April 21, 2015, 05:24:28 PM

If I see your cock it means I have to date you. If I see Tana's cock it's just another Sunday.