Ask jkid Anything You Want. ANYTHING.

jkid101094 · August 25, 2013, 10:09:35 PM

Quote from: SmashFinale on August 25, 2013, 09:31:52 PM
The next time i go to my father's apartment in Chicago (really Elmhurst), can i visit you?

My mom was almost forcing money on me so we could hang out when I told her.

I'd be way too shy to, though.

SmashFinale · August 25, 2013, 11:31:54 PM

Quote from: jkid101094 on August 25, 2013, 10:09:35 PM
My mom was almost forcing money on me so we could hang out when I told her.

I'd be way too shy to, though.

Yeah, last time was really bad for the sole reason that i had to go to a family reunion.
Just got one question. You got any multiplayer games?

Ye Olde Swagfag · August 26, 2013, 12:28:41 AM

Shanghai?

jkid101094 · August 26, 2013, 09:34:47 PM

Quote from: SmashFinale on August 25, 2013, 11:31:54 PM
Just got one question. You got any multiplayer games?

Quite a few, actually. The real problem would be controllers.

Quote from: LeaflameSD64 on August 26, 2013, 12:28:41 AM
Shanghai?

What about it?

Ye Olde Swagfag · August 27, 2013, 12:00:32 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on August 26, 2013, 09:34:47 PM
What about it?

Use your imagination to answer the question.

jkid101094 · August 27, 2013, 12:09:44 AM

My imagination died with my virginity.

Ye Olde Swagfag · August 27, 2013, 01:46:11 AM

OK, I'll give you a clue.

Sh(e)(h)angh(igh)ai?

jkid101094 · August 27, 2013, 02:41:18 AM

Still don't get it.

Ye Olde Swagfag · August 27, 2013, 03:31:35 AM

OK, here are some answers (only one is correct obviously).

a.) Is indeed the largest city in China
b.) Never been
c.) Why is there a question mark?
d.) No, about 20cm off the ground

Pick the RIGHT one, and you get infinity rice balls. Pick the wrong one, sorry m8.

jkid101094 · August 27, 2013, 03:41:19 AM

D...?

Ye Olde Swagfag · August 28, 2013, 10:23:39 PM

Quote from: jkid101094 on August 27, 2013, 03:41:19 AM
D...?

Congratulations! You win!
(Get it? She-Hang-High?)

Hakudamashi · August 29, 2013, 04:33:05 PM

Jkid, do you care for Ducktales?

jkid101094 · August 30, 2013, 04:09:44 AM

Quote from: LeaflameSD64 on August 28, 2013, 10:23:39 PM
Congratulations! You win!
(Get it? She-Hang-High?)

That was a shitty joke.

Quote from: Hakudamashi on August 29, 2013, 04:33:05 PM
Jkid, do you care for Ducktales?

Yeah.

Ye Olde Swagfag · August 30, 2013, 05:04:20 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on August 30, 2013, 04:09:44 AM
That was a shitty joke.

...

FML.

jkid101094 · August 30, 2013, 06:04:05 AM

Quote from: LeaflameSD64 on August 30, 2013, 05:04:20 AM
...

FML.

Once you've had to explain the joke you've already failed in telling it. The delivery is the most important part.