Cool Facts About The Universe(s)

[jkid101094]

1. There is a universe where jkid is a respected scientist. He discovered the cure for obesity. It's called dieting.
2. There is a universe where jkid isn't gay. He discovered a cure for that too. It's called vagina.
3. There is a universe where everyone is a gangster. jkid is known as jbro a is sometimes called jho.
4. There was a universe where Draco and jkid dated over the internet and got married. It doesn't exist anymore.
5. There is also one where Draci and jkid are conjoined at the waist like CatDog. It's awkward.
6. There isn't a universe where jkid isn't a troll. Go figure.
7. There is a universe where the secret to world piece was watermelon slices. Sadly, people thought that was racist so they blew it the fuck up.
8. There is a universe where jkid is never tired. Sadly that gave me the grounds to rape and kill you all.
9. We don't know what happened to the 9th universe.
10. There is a universe where the female gender is the only one allowing women to reproduce asexually. Ironically enough, everyone is shaped like a dick with the vagina being located in the penis slit. Sex is awkward.
11. There is a universe where the Powerpuff Girls game on the PSX was also not a music CD. Other than that nothing has changed.
12. There was universe where everything was made of gingerbread. Sadly I eateded it.
13. There is a universe where jkid was born a girl. She wishes to be a man.
14. There was a universe where jkid and Tana got married. Sadly it didn't know how to live with itself and imploded.
15. There is a universe where I never joined Sonic ZONE. I went to Harvard and discovered the cure for obesity. It's still called dieting.
16. There is a universe where in 2010 people with afros were shot on the spot. Now there is world peace.
17. There was a universe where Justin Beiber was crowned as God. I blew it the fuck up.
18. There is a universe where Pokemon are real. Reports of bestiality have increased about 80%. Child death rates have increased about 90% and pedophilia is now the norm. The only things sold in shops are for Pokemon causing human death rates to rise and shorts have become popular because they are comfy and easy to wear.
19. Ironically. I can't find a universe where incest doesn't result in retarded off-spring.
20. There is a universe where Elija2 rose in power and was crowned God. I didn't live to see the ceremony.
21. There was a universe that Dr. Wily blew up. All are dead. Happy end.
22. There is a universe where I actually gave a fuck. Sadly I am all out of fucks.

[HereAndThere]

What about the universe where everyone's a Furry?
Or the universe where Jkid was crowned Queen after Elija2 was crowned God, which lead to a Never Ending War trilogy.
And what about the universe where Jeexx isn't an idiot?
-shot-

[jkid101094]

What about the universe where everyone's a Furry?
Or the universe where Jkid was crowned Queen after Elija2 was crowned God, which lead to a Never Ending War trilogy.
And what about the universe where Jeexx isn't an idiot?
-shot-

I blew it the fuck up.
I blew it the fuck up.
I raped you then blew it the fuck up.

[HereAndThere]

I blew it the fuck up.
I blew it the fuck up.
I raped you then blew it the fuck up.

Aw...
Well, I'm sure the NotSoIdioticMe enjoyed it :3 -shot-

[shadowDOESrock]

get some hobbies.

[jkid101094]

get some hobbies.

No.

[shadowDOESrock]

No.

you really should though

[jkid101094]

you really should though

I make/hack games. Isn't that good enough?

[shadowDOESrock]

I make/hack games. Isn't that good enough?

no

[Mephiles]

wait, this must be the universe where jkid doesn't give a fuck.

OR IS IT

[Dracoslythe]

get some hobbies.

[jkid101094]

Don't you do this too.

[Elija2]

23. There is a universe where jkid maybe gets laid one day (probably not).

[jkid101094]

23. There is a universe where jkid maybe gets laid one day (probably not).

Self sex is safe sex.

[Supersonic196]

get some hobbies.