Trolling Friends At it's Finest.

[nazo unleashed]

Why the fuck is she so Gullible?

(Don't call the number please, kthx)



+16468232519: hi,Who is this? 4:35 PM
Me: I'm not allowed to tell you who I am. 4:36 PM
Me: You may or may not already know me. 4:37 PM
+16468232519: ok , umm can u really just tell me who u r? 4:38 PM
Me: No. That will ruin it. 4:41 PM
Me: Just call me Zero. 4:41 PM
Me: If you really want to know who I am, you need to follow my instructions exactly. 4:46 PM
+16468232519: ok 4:46 PM
Me: If you don't, there will be dire consequences, do you understand? 4:47 PM
Me: Do you not understand? 7:10 PM
Me: I am not a stalker. Don't you DARE call me a "stalker" again. 9:45 PM
Me: Do you understand me? 9:46 PM
+16468232519: Ok but can u plzz tell me who u r bcause im really gettin scared 9:55 PM
Me: There's no reason to be scared. 7:00 PM
Me: Just do what I say when I say and I'll reveal myself. 7:01 PM
+16468232519: ok 7:01 PM
Me: When you go to school tomorrow, Check under the middle bench in the yard over by the back gate, tell me the number on the paper when you get home. 7:04 PM
Me: Keep the paper with you, don't let anybody see it, guard it with your life. 7:04 PM
Me: Do you understand? 7:05 PM
Me: Also, you can't tell anybody about me. 7:08 PM
Me: Not your mom, not Allure, not even your boyfriend. 7:10 PM
+16468232519: ok 7:10 PM
+16468232519: Y not 7:11 PM
+16468232519: Nd how did u get this number 7:12 PM
Me: That number is for you to see only, these messages are for you to see only. 7:16 PM
Me: How did I get this number? That's a story for another time. 7:17 PM
Me: I'll tell you after you give me the number tomorrow. 7:19 PM
Me: I am going to call you, do not pick up. Listen to the message instead. 7:20 PM
+16468232519: Y do i have to give u the number? 7:20 PM
Me: I'll tell you when you give me the number. 7:22 PM
+16468232519: I reallly want to knoe how u got this number nd how do u know who allure is nd me? 7:25 PM
Me: I know everyone. 7:26 PM
+16468232519: Ok can u just tell me ur age ? 7:30 PM
Me: Save me to your contacts list as ZERO. 7:31 PM
Me: And I will tell you my age. 7:31 PM
Me: I am ageless. 7:32 PM
+16468232519: Well have u ever seen me b4 7:35 PM
Me: Check your messages. 7:36 PM
+16468232519: I dnt want to do this anymore 7:38 PM
Me: I have seen you, I'm always with you and watching over you, I guess you can say I'm a Guardian Angel. 7:38 PM
Me: That's not my real voice. 7:39 PM
Me: You should know that. 7:40 PM
+16468232519: I knoe , but i really dnt want to do this anymore, nd i really just want to knoe who im txting 7:41 PM
Me: You know me already, i'd just rather not tell you yet. 7:44 PM
Me: How about this, i'll tell you in 2 days time. 7:47 PM
+16468232519: How do i knoe u ?nd can u just tell who u r nooowww 7:50 PM
Me: Is that good enough for you? 7:51 PM
Me: I guess not, you know this already, but beggars can't be choosers. 7:51 PM
+16468232519: Ok but how do i knoe u 7:52 PM
Me: I'm in your school. 8:00 PM
+16468232519: Ok wat class nd wat academy 8:02 PM
Me: Stem, 415. 8:06 PM
Me: (As far as you know) 8:06 PM
+16468232519: ummmwowowow , how did u get this number again nd why did u choose me to do all this stuff 8:08 PM
Me: Because you where chosen from a list of people. 8:10 PM
+16468232519: wat list , 8:12 PM
Me: THE list. 8:14 PM
+16468232519: wat list , 8:15 PM
Me: I can't tell you anymore information. Talk to me tomorrow after school. 8:18 PM
+16468232519: Ok do u hang around me at lunch 8:19 PM
Me: THIS NUMBER HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED [error 19983] 8:20 PM
Me: I'm letting one of my "clients" talk for me. Pick up. 8:31 PM
+16468232519: Wat clients , ur like only in 7th grade 8:38 PM
Me: As far as you know. 8:40 PM
Me: The next time someone calls you, pick up. 8:42 PM
+16468232519: Do u know Marziah nd Amanda? 8:42 PM
Me: Yes. 8:45 PM
Me: I know everyone in your life. 8:45 PM
+16468232519: Noo u dont nd i got a clue who u r? 8:46 PM
Me: Did you enjoy the call? 8:47 PM
Me: It might be the last one you ever hear. 8:47 PM
Me: I'm guessing you don't like to be called by your boyfriend? 8:50 PM
+16468232519: Omgsh , i dnt have a boyfriend ok , nd i dnt knoe who u r, nd robert is not my boyfriend ,nd i will find out who u rok 8:52 PM
Me: I see you two hugging all the time, you must be together. 8:54 PM
+16468232519: Im not wit anyone ok robert just huggs me bcause he likes me dhts y, so gets ur facts straight b4 u freakin assume something 8:56 PM
Me: My facts are straight. Just not that one. 8:58 PM
Me: This is where i take my leave, don't forget to pick up the paper from under the bench, listen to the recording again if necessary. 9:00 PM+16468232519: Which gate or bench 9:01 PM
Me: The middle bench. 9:02 PM
Me: By the back gate. 9:02 PM
+16468232519: Where the basketball court is? 9:03 PM
Me: Yes, the gate near the mini building. 9:04 PM
Me: Did you get it? 8:01 PM
+16468232519: Yess 8:02 PM
Me: Did you open it? 8:03 PM
+16468232519: Yess 8:06 PM
+16468232519: Yess 8:06 PM
Me: What are the numbers? 8:08 PM
+16468232519: If i tell u the number can u tell me how u got this number , wat ur name is? 8:12 PM
Me: That wasn't part of our agreement. 8:14 PM
+16468232519: yes it was , u r supposed to tell me who u r , nd how u got this number! 8:15 PM
Me: I said in 2 days time. 8:20 PM
+16468232519: well in 2 days u will get the numbers 8:21 PM
Me: DON'T PULL THAT SHIT WITH ME YOU'RE NOT IN THE POSITION TO BE SAYING SMARTASS THINGS TOWARDS ME, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE, GIVE ME THE NUMBERS! 8:32 PM
+16468232519: How in hell r u tryin to help me ? 8:35 PM
Me: Those are VERY important numbers 8:39 PM
Me: They're there to save your life and the life of many others 8:39 PM
Me: By giving me those numbers you would be doing half of the world a favor 8:40 PM
+16468232519: wat favor 8:41 PM
Me: Can you just re-read what i just sent you? 8:41 PM
Me: I don't repeat myself. 8:41 PM
+16468232519: Ok 9:00 PM
Me: The number, now. 9:48 PM

[Dracoslythe]

xDD

I did something similar to this last night and ended up texting the guy as myself for hours afterwards.
But it was someone I don't know.
Some freshman in my cousin's class.  lol

[Elija2]

Such fine trolling.

[Jazz Nova]

Such fine trolling.

[Hakudamashi]

I'm more surprised she kept going...

She blonde?

[Jazz Nova]

I'm more surprised she kept going...

She blonde?

You don't have to be blond to be dumb.

-insert racist joke here-

[~Bubblicious~]

Such fine trolling.

[nazo unleashed]

I'm more surprised she kept going...

She blonde?

Black.

[nazo unleashed]

Updated it with recent messages.

[Jazz Nova]

Black.

Worse than blonde, that is.

[Snooky]

I like where this is going!