The truth revealed about every food place

Started by The Forgotten Alex, July 03, 2012, 08:33:55 PM

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The Forgotten Alex

July 03, 2012, 08:33:55 PM
McDonalds grinds up kids and uses them for meat.
Burger King uses cows, and their sauce is jizz.
Wendy's uses little girls for everything on their menu.
Sonic uses foxes for grease.
KFC uses souls of every black person that was killed.

So recently, I decided to open up a new resturant called Speedy's.

You're ALL on the menu.
People asked.

TailsLover2010

#1
July 03, 2012, 08:36:48 PM
You forgot runza dude.

It uses shit and piss with starch mix and then spits corrosive acid all over it.

add that.

Also fuck you too buddy.
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NiGHTS

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July 03, 2012, 08:39:34 PM
Sounds very nutritious

jkid101094

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July 04, 2012, 02:24:38 AM
Quote from: Miles The Hedgehawk on July 03, 2012, 08:33:55 PM
You're ALL on the menu.
Alright, but as a goddess my rates are very high.


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TailsLover2010

#4
July 04, 2012, 02:50:38 AM
Quote from: Miles The Hedgehawk link=topic=26021.msg402011#msg402011 date=1341387235
You're ALL on the menu execpt tailslover because he is the only one who knows how to cook.
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The Forgotten Alex

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July 04, 2012, 10:53:08 AM
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 04, 2012, 02:24:38 AM
Alright, but as a goddess my rates are very high.

I'll remember this.
People asked.

FlashTheHedgehog123

#6
July 04, 2012, 12:08:31 PM
Taco Bell grinds up Mexicans. So does Taco John's.
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