This is why Americans are fat

Started by Princessofthechaosemerald, August 11, 2012, 11:45:31 AM

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Princessofthechaosemerald

So I went to the Mall today, there was a store with some escalators, they weren't working so the store closed them off and directed people to the elevators. They didn't let people climb the escalators...you know, like stairs...

Wat.

I mean, really? Come on...

The Forgotten Alex

I beg to disagree.

Not with the Americans are fat thing, but the reason. :p
People asked.

Hakudamashi

You mean there weren't actual stairs?
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Princessofthechaosemerald

Quote from: windlessusher on August 12, 2012, 09:58:28 AM
You mean there weren't actual stairs?
nope.

The escalators can be stairs! D: People had to use the friggin elevator.

What the fuck?

Dillards makes you do that, their Escalators break regularly.

Hakudamashi

Quote from: Maddie8D on August 14, 2012, 08:44:54 AM
Dillards makes you do that, their Escalators break regularly.
Or make some stairs
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Princessofthechaosemerald

Quote from: windlessusher on August 14, 2012, 03:55:04 PM
Or make some stairs
They have stairs.

But they're for emergencies or some shit.

jkid101094

Quote from: Maddie8D on August 15, 2012, 03:26:40 AM
They have stairs.

But they're for emergencies or some shit.
Well shopping is supposed to be relaxing, despite the fact that that's impossible.

No one wants to carry 50 bags up a crowded stairwell.


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Princessofthechaosemerald

Quote from: jkid101094 on August 15, 2012, 03:51:27 AM
Well shopping is supposed to be relaxing, despite the fact that that's impossible.

No one wants to carry 50 bags up a crowded stairwell.
True enough, this still is why we're fat though ;n;



jkid101094

Quote from: Maddie8D on August 15, 2012, 03:58:12 AM
True enough, this still is why we're fat though ;n;



Or it could just be that none of us want to exercise. =P


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Hakudamashi

None of us want to go to school either...
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The Forgotten Alex

Quote from: jkid101094 on August 15, 2012, 04:21:08 AM
Or it could just be that none of us want to exercise. =P

Does running every day count?
Quote from: windlessusher on August 16, 2012, 03:27:49 PM
None of us want to go to school either...

But I like my high school :<
People asked.

Hakudamashi

OR ELSE!
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The Forgotten Alex

People asked.

SmashFinale

wait wait wait, hold up.
There aren't stairs in-between the escalators?

Hakudamashi

Quote from: SmashFinale on August 16, 2012, 08:08:20 PM
wait wait wait, hold up.
There aren't stairs in-between the escalators?
Of course not, that would cost money.
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