Grell Desu's Life Story

Grell Desu · July 28, 2013, 03:07:47 AM

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Ye Olde Swagfag · July 28, 2013, 03:12:41 AM

k

Grell Desu · July 28, 2013, 03:13:26 AM

Quote from: LeaflameSD64 on July 28, 2013, 03:12:41 AM
k

listen u lil shit

Ye Olde Swagfag · July 28, 2013, 07:08:08 AM

Quote from: Grell Desu on July 28, 2013, 03:13:26 AM
listen u lil shit

Wow, you posted the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song. Really and truly amazing.

Grell Desu · July 28, 2013, 08:34:28 AM

Quote from: LeaflameSD64 on July 28, 2013, 07:08:08 AM
Wow, you posted the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song. Really and truly amazing.

Wow, you're acting like a complete dickwad over some light humour. Really and truly amazing.

Ye Olde Swagfag · July 28, 2013, 08:45:26 AM

Quote from: Grell Desu on July 28, 2013, 08:34:28 AM
Wow, you're acting like a complete dickwad over some light humour. Really and truly amazing.

Nah I'm just pulling your leg it's lulzworthy ^u^

Grell Desu · July 28, 2013, 08:48:30 AM

Quote from: LeaflameSD64 on July 28, 2013, 08:45:26 AM
Nigguh what the fuck are you saying? I was just...

PULLING YOUR LEG!!!!!!!1

Ye Olde Swagfag · July 28, 2013, 08:56:33 AM

Quote from: Grell Desu on July 28, 2013, 08:48:30 AM

Look at me

I'm serious, I was just testing you/kidding.

Grell Desu · July 28, 2013, 09:03:30 AM

Meme Master Flex · July 28, 2013, 10:27:03 AM

gg no re

xSalashawty · July 28, 2013, 03:46:45 PM

Wow!

this is the most inspiring thing I have ever read. It has helped me get over my fears and stresses about life. This is truly amazing. I will remember this to the day I die. I will also tell my children this beautiful story so they can have a positive outlook on life and become amazing people.

You should write an autobiography. It will be a NYTimes bestseller!