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Started by shadowDOESrock, October 08, 2013, 09:48:26 AM

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Fuck the shit out of her.

Hakudamashi

Be her friend first.
When she's comfortable enough that she has no issue coming to you to just talk, ask her out.
If she doesn't have a boyfriend, but still turned you down, don't act any different and f*ck it up, continue to be one of her best friends and just ask her out again(but please give these confessions some breathing room, like a month apart or something, and don't be creepy about it either.)
Repeat until either:
A).She accepts
B).She gets a boyfriend who isn't you
C).You find another girl more interesting.
You can feel sad, but remember she is also allowed to have a "type" and preferences in men as are you for women, and you are NOT entitled to requited love.

2 More things:
1.If her having a boyfriend is not a red flag that you should give up. I'd rather they didn't, but break-ups do happen. You shouldn't "give up" until you've found another girl that you like.
2.If you happen to find out the kind of guys she's into, do NOT try to change to suit her preferences, only, and only if that guy she mentioned is something that you to strive to become like, then you'd be killing 2 birds with one stone.
OR ELSE!
Compliments to our Goddess for this piece of superspecialawesome!
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m'kay

shadowDOESrock

Quote from: Hakudamashi on October 09, 2013, 03:53:56 AM
Be her friend first.
When she's comfortable enough that she has no issue coming to you to just talk, ask her out.
If she doesn't have a boyfriend, but still turned you down, don't act any different and f*ck it up, continue to be one of her best friends and just ask her out again(but please give these confessions some breathing room, like a month apart or something, and don't be creepy about it either.)
Repeat until either:
A).She accepts
B).She gets a boyfriend who isn't you
C).You find another girl more interesting.
You can feel sad, but remember she is also allowed to have a "type" and preferences in men as are you for women, and you are NOT entitled to requited love.

2 More things:
1.If her having a boyfriend is not a red flag that you should give up. I'd rather they didn't, but break-ups do happen. You shouldn't "give up" until you've found another girl that you like.
2.If you happen to find out the kind of guys she's into, do NOT try to change to suit her preferences, only, and only if that guy she mentioned is something that you to strive to become like, then you'd be killing 2 birds with one stone.

thank youuuu, wind

Elija2


TheGameNinja


jkid101094

Well you see when a mommy and daddy love each other very much the daddy sticks his quarter in a machine at wallmart and a baby pops out. Well when that baby grows up it turns into a pretty girl with it's own tastes and standards. See what you want to do is find a fat chick with no standards and convince her to slim the fuck down. Then you sell her off as a sex slave to the Russian mafia and use the money to help fund human cloning research. Then when your scientists finish their studies you pick "create life" in the action window, select your fetishes and wait nine months. Then as she grows make absolutely SURE you raise her as a cat so that she'll have no standards.  Make sure you wait until she's eighteen before you try to set her status to 'committed', though. The pedophile perk sucks. Just ask Tana.


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

shadowDOESrock

Quote from: jkid101094 on October 10, 2013, 12:32:40 PM
Well you see when a mommy and daddy love each other very much the daddy sticks his quarter in a machine at wallmart and a baby pops out. Well when that baby grows up it turns into a pretty girl with it's own tastes and standards. See what you want to do is find a fat chick with no standards and convince her to slim the fuck down. Then you sell her off as a sex slave to the Russian mafia and use the money to help fund human cloning research. Then when your scientists finish their studies you pick "create life" in the action window, select your fetishes and wait nine months. Then as she grows make absolutely SURE you raise her as a cat so that she'll have no standards.  Make sure you wait until she's eighteen before you try to set her status to 'committed', though. The pedophile perk sucks. Just ask Tana.

what

FlashTheHedgehog123

You don't want that shit.
Hello!

Meme Master Flex


Hakudamashi

Quote from: {Your Lovely Kyo}~ on October 10, 2013, 09:35:13 AM
thank youuuu, wind
You're welcome.

Quote from: TheGameNinja on October 10, 2013, 10:48:14 AM
http://bit.ly/uLe481
This is a thing?

Quote from: jkid101094 on October 10, 2013, 12:32:40 PM
Well you see when a mommy and daddy love each other very much the daddy sticks his quarter in a machine at wallmart and a baby pops out. Well when that baby grows up it turns into a pretty girl with it's own tastes and standards. See what you want to do is find a fat chick with no standards and convince her to slim the fuck down. Then you sell her off as a sex slave to the Russian mafia and use the money to help fund human cloning research. Then when your scientists finish their studies you pick "create life" in the action window, select your fetishes and wait nine months. Then as she grows make absolutely SURE you raise her as a cat so that she'll have no standards.  Make sure you wait until she's eighteen before you try to set her status to 'committed', though. The pedophile perk sucks. Just ask Tana.
Someone's taken one too many trips to the Mushroom Kingdom...
OR ELSE!
Compliments to our Goddess for this piece of superspecialawesome!
DO NOTCLICK!
m'kay

shadowDOESrock

Okay, real talk

This girl
This girl I met two years ago.
This girl I already once said that I liked her... In a not so fitting way.
This girl said no.
This girl I did not talk to again in that time.
This girl I was trying to forget.
This girl I forgot.
This girl messaged me a few days ago, 'cause I downloaded WhatsApp and suddenly was in her WhatsApp Contact List.

Now, its kinda like... being successfully done with cigarettes or drugs for two year and then you suddenly get one again and its like...
Fffff- I need dis.

This girl, I might add, likes everything I do. Games (JRPGs, Action from Japan), Anime, Manga JPOP, JROCK, KPOP, Movies...

Now, I only have her on FB and WhatsApp...

...What do?

I was thinking that I'll just keep messaging here here and then and then after a while more often...
Eventually asking if she'd like to hang out... same process as above...

jkid101094

You gotta give these things time, man. It took me three years to tell Kay how I felt and I still feel I did it too early.


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

Hakudamashi

She said no to hanging out?
OR ELSE!
Compliments to our Goddess for this piece of superspecialawesome!
DO NOTCLICK!
m'kay

shadowDOESrock

Quote from: Hakudamashi on October 11, 2013, 08:37:01 AM
She said no to hanging out?

ehhh... no...
Just Ignore that part.