My Little Cosby: Cosby Girls

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>be me
>had bathroom refurbished a few days ago
>fuckyeahcleanshitter.gif
>get a knock on the door
>bill cosby enters
>"ZIB ZOB ZUBITDUHBAHB. CNAI UZE YER SHITTER, SUN!?"
>no fucking idea what he just said
>ask what he said
>he just rams through me and runs to my bathroom
>before I can protest the doors locked
>loud, bill cosby shit sounds fill the house
>sounds like a pseudo-literate retard reciting the emancipation proclamation
>fart sounds make me almost deaf
>can't drown it out
>must plug ears to kill baboon seizure during an earthquake
>can't
>bill cosby is yelling about the 'rap music' while loud bulldozer shits break all of my fine china with pure noise alone
>smell hits
>smells like a diarrhea bubble bath mixed with b.o.
>my nose bleeds from this terror
> "ABIBBIITYBOOPITY" FFFFPPTHTHTHTHTHRNGVBITBpbidslhslj is all I hear
>wtfdoIdo.png
>leave the house
>I can hear it from a block away
>see earthquake warning on news through neighbors window
>fissure opens up in street
>tsunami drowns local neighborhood
>fuck.avi
>go into my house
>all my pets are dead from stench
>black, liquid, molten bill cosby ass plasma oozes through under the door
>melts through my floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

[Ioshyriku]

da f**k?

[Randomsonicfan]

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.