We are gathered here today...

[The Forgotten Alex]

To share with WindlessUsher and EternalGoddessJkid as they exchange vows of their everlasting love.




If there are any objections to this, please post a complaint in the "I Really Don't Give a Flying Fuck Because You are Not the Offical Shipper Box", or the IRDGaFFBYaNtOF Box.

And so, I pronounce you both, WindlessUsher and EternalGoddessJkid.

CANON AS FUCK

(Feel free to come up with your own ship name.)

EDIT: I just want to say Wind is extremely excited about this.



Just look at how happy he is, Jkid. <3

[Elija2]

Congratulations, Wind and jkid.

[jkid101094]

Not like I haven't been shipped with you fucks before.

[Hakudamashi]

Goddammit Alex.

[Elija2]

Goddammit Alex.

Dude, you were asking for it.

[Hakudamashi]

I told it in secret to a select few

[Elija2]

I told it in secret to a select few

Well, now you know who can keep a secret and who can't.

If you have any more embarrassing secrets you'd like to tell someone, I'm right here.

[jkid101094]

Just as an FYI, he's a terrible boyfriend.

[Hakudamashi]

Just as an FYI, he's a terrible boyfriend.

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me

[jkid101094]

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me

You know what you did.

[Hakudamashi]

I said I was sorry.

[jkid101094]

Actions speak louder than words, m'dear.

[Elija2]

Oh shit, couple gossip.

Who cheated on who?

[Hakudamashi]

Actions speak louder than words, m'dear.

And I will do so when the opportunity arises.