So, anyone wanna teach me how to Pokemon?

[Meme Master Flex]

I would like to do the pokemons and I have obtained a DSi for trading. How do I breed without wasting 5 thousand hours of my life?

[jkid101094]

Which is the most recent game you have?

[Elija2]

Give up while you're ahead.

Also there's not much trading you can do with just a DSi because the old Wi-Fi Connection servers are down.

[Meme Master Flex]

Which is the most recent game you have?

Pokemon X, I also have Platinum, HeartGold and SoulSilver.

Give up while you're ahead.

Also there's not much trading you can do with just a DSi because the old Wi-Fi Connection servers are down.

Aren't hacked GTSes still up though?

[Hakudamashi]

Takes about 10 minutes if that much.

You can breed 2 perfect pokemon by the time you finish the vid.

[jkid101094]

Pokemon X

Use this game primarily. There's no point in going back to the older games if you have something more recent. Only use the others it you need a non-Kalos Pokemon.

Aren't hacked GTSes still up though?

No. The fake GTS services like Pokecheck relied on Nintendo's servers to work and, even then, they couldn't connect to other players.

[Meme Master Flex]

Use this game primarily. There's no point in going back to the older games if you have something more recent.

Okay so I'm a lazy fuck and I want to hack in Pokemon with near perfect natures, how do I do?

[Hakudamashi]

If you want to hack you're shit outta luck.
But the breeding and training process have been sooo simplified in X and Y, you won't miss it. Even the laziest fuck can get good results.

[jkid101094]

Okay so I'm a lazy fuck and I want to hack in Pokemon with near perfect natures, how do I do?

Wind is actually wrong about not being able to hack Pokemon. You can still do it, it's just more difficult. You'll need either a cart to play DS Roms on the real system (R4 is as cheap as $5) or a DS Action Replay to get them onto a retail cartridge. The R4 method requires two system and two games (you have to trade from the Rom to the retail cart) while the Action Replay Method only requires one system but is more cost effective.

I've already written a helpful guide elaborating on what to do from there.

[Elija2]

Okay so I'm a lazy fuck and I want to hack in Pokemon with near perfect natures, how do I do?

Where's the fun in that?

Actually, where's the fun in any of this?

[Hakudamashi]

Where's the fun in that?

Actually, where's the fun in any of this?

Where's the fun in reading text next to black and white pictures?

[jkid101094]

Where's the fun in that?

Actually, where's the fun in any of this?

No one likes a spoil sport.

...but seriously. Wind said the same exact thing before I taught him how to do it.

[Elija2]

Where's the fun in reading text next to black and white pictures?

Getting engrossed in a story and its characters is pretty fun.

Grinding for shit isn't.

[jkid101094]

Getting engrossed in a story and its characters is pretty fun.

Grinding for shit isn't.

Do I need to add another point to the list of reasons we can't date?

[Elija2]

Do I need to add another point to the list of reasons we can't date?

I was willing to accept your flaws but you can't even accept mine.