Cunt Fag.

[shadowDOESrock]

So, this Canadian eReader I bought has a built-in dictionary, and uh, yeah


cunt
1. the female genital organs
2. sexual intercourse with a woman
3. woman

fag
1. to work hard
2. to tire by strenuous activity; fagged by the strenuous climb
3. toil, drudgery
4. drudge
5. an English public-school boy who acts as servant to an older schoolmate
6. to serve as a fag esp. in an English public school; fagging for older boys during the first year
7. cigarette
8. a faggot

faggot
1. a male homosexual

faggoting
1. an embroidery produced by pulling out horizontal threads from a fabric and trying the remaining cross threads into groups of an hourglass shape
2. an openwork stitch joining hemmed edges

asshole
1. anus
2. a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person
3. the worst place; asshole of the world

douche bag
1. an unattractive or offensive person

fuck
1. copulate
2. to mess with
3. to engage in coitus with sometimes used interjectionally with an object to express anger, contempt, or disgust
4. to deal with unfairly or harshly; cheat, screw
5. an act of copulation
6. a sexual partner
7. damn
8. used esp. with the as a meaningless intensive; what the fuck do they want from me
9. fucker

fucker
1. one that fucks

retard
1. to slow up esp. by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment; impede
2. to delay academic progress by failure to promote
3. to undergo retardation
4. a holding back or slowing down; retardation
5. a retarded person
6. a person held to resemble a retarded person in behavior

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whatchamacallit
1. thingamajig

thingamajig
1. something that is hard to classify or whose name is unknown or forgotten

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Also, there's a word for excessive respect for the Virgin Mary. Mariolatry.

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Now, I dont know wether every meaning is common knowledge for native english speakers, but some of these I just found so weird and hilarious.

[Hakudamashi]

Now I know.

[Elija2]

What book were you reading?

So, this Canadian eReader

Hey man, don't pin these definitions on us.

[shadowDOESrock]

Hey man, don't pin these definitions on us.

I went looking in a british dictionary for these words, and they did not have most of these definitions.

[Elija2]

I went looking in a british dictionary for these words, and they did not have most of these definitions.

Just because it's a Canadian e-reader doesn't mean it uses a Canadian dictionary.

In fact, I looked up some of these definitions and it's definitely taking them from the Merriam-Webster dictionary WHICH IS AMERICAN.

[Hakudamashi]

Canada is in North America.

[Elija2]

I MEANT UNITED STATES OF AMERICAN.

[jkid101094]

I don't see the problem.

[shadowDOESrock]

So, would "A cunt that fags." technically be correct?
Like, "A Woman that works hard."

Or "My fuck is a cunt."
"My sexual partner is a woman."


I mean, not really... but according to this dictionary...

Like, in what situation can you use "fuck" instead of "sexual partner".

[Hakudamashi]

Or you can just...not.

[Ioshyriku]

The English language is truly wonderfull.

[jkid101094]

Like, in what situation can you use "fuck" instead of "sexual partner".

All I can say is that English is a diverse language.