Girls Explain the Best Parts About Being a Guy

[shadowDOESrock]

What is this conversation
Why are you guys even



why

[Elija2]

It wasn't a shit stain, I just sat on a cookie. :[

[Hakudamashi]

What is this conversation
Why are you guys even



why

Why not?

It wasn't a shit stain, I just sat on a cookie. :[

Wouldn't it be on your pants?

[Elija2]

Wouldn't it be on your pants?

I wasn't wearing pants.

[Hakudamashi]

You couldn't bother to just wash off a cookie stain? And then decide to wear that same underwear when she comes over?

What is wrong with you?

[Elija2]

I didn't know it left a stain because I couldn't see my butt.

[Hakudamashi]

How did you even leave a cookie in a place where you can sit on it?

[Elija2]

I left it on my couch because I was gonna finish it later but I accidentally sat on it.

[Hakudamashi]

Do you not have a table? Or desk? Anywhere?
a fridge? A cupboard maybe?
Even on top of a dresser.
Literally, anywhere else.

And what kind of weak-ass stomach to you have to have to not be able to finish a cookie?

[Elija2]

I left it there because I had to take a quick phone call.

[Hakudamashi]

You need both hands to answer the phone?

[Elija2]

I also had to write something down while taking the phone call.

[Hakudamashi]

And to do that, you need a desk yeah?
The same desk you coulda put the cookie.

[Elija2]

No, I just used my couch as a writing surface.

The same couch I put the cookie.

[Hakudamashi]

Is the phone on the couch too? do you live in a couch?

Hell, before all of this

The girl can't tell the difference between a shit-stain and a cookie spot?