Ask Haku all of the things.

[Elija2]

This is where I would try to convince Haku to move to Canada but since I know it will never happen I'm not gonna bother.

Would you abstain from jerking it for a year if at the end of the year you got to have sex with the hottest person ever?

[jkid101094]

Why would he do that when he could bang her for the simple price of a sex change operation?

[Elija2]

Why would he do that when he could bang her for the simple price of a sex change operation?

20k is a lot of money that could be spent on copies of Monster Hunter 4.

[Hakudamashi]

Yes, actual trains. We used to have railroad museums where you could ride them for free but I'm not sure if they're still around.

And yes, I'm talking about houses, though we have these weird things where there's essentially two houses in one. I think they're called town houses? Basically there are two floors that can be accessed from the outside of each house and (IIRC) a family lives on each one. So kind of like apartments, but with the benefit of having front and back yards.

As far as actual apartments go there are a ton around, but most of them are in the actual business districts.

Sounds too convenient, the mortgage/rent must be a robbery.

This is where I would try to convince Haku to move to Canada but since I know it will never happen I'm not gonna bother.

Jokes on you, you seem to have forgotten I already have a plan to move to Canada.

Would you abstain from jerking it for a year if at the end of the year you got to have sex with the hottest person ever?

No

Why would he do that when he could bang her for the simple price of a sex change operation?

Well one reasons is to just say that I can indeed go a year without jerking it.

20k is a lot of money that could be spent on copies of Monster Hunter 4.

Or sandwiches.

[Elija2]

Jokes on you, you seem to have forgotten I already have a plan to move to Canada.

Oh yeah? Where to?

No

What about for half a year?

[jkid101094]

What are your opinions on this guy?

[Hakudamashi]

Oh yeah? Where to?

Where my half brother lives.

What about for half a year?

Maybe

What are your opinions on this guy?

I dun even know.

[Elija2]

Where my half brother lives.

Oh yeah? Where to?

[Hakudamashi]

I dun remember.

[jkid101094]

I used to crush on this girl and now she's on YouTube holding a silver dildo. How's that make you feel?

[Elija2]

I used to crush on this girl and now she's on YouTube holding a silver dildo. How's that make you feel?

Did you ever watch her sex tape?

[jkid101094]

There's more than one but no.

[Hakudamashi]

I used to crush on this girl and now she's on YouTube holding a silver dildo. How's that make you feel?

Makes me feel tight in the pants

Did you ever watch her sex tape?

Nope

[jkid101094]

She played She-Hulk in a porn parody of The Avengers. Have fun finding it, though.

[Elija2]

Have you ever watched anyone's sex tape?