Ask Haku all of the things.

[Elija2]

Which Care Bear is your favourite?

[Hakudamashi]

I don't watch care bears.
so none.

[Elija2]

Which Teletubbie is your favourite?

[Hakudamashi]

The red one.

[Elija2]

Would you rather be locked in a room that smelled like poop or locked in a room that smells like cigarette smoke?

[Hakudamashi]

Poop

Cigarette smoke will actually kill me.

Unless of course I'm locked up forever, then cigarette smoke, cause it'll kill me.

[Elija2]

What's the craziest dare that you've ever done?

[Hakudamashi]

I've never been dared as I had no friends.

[Elija2]

Have you ever had friends?

[Hakudamashi]

Well, that's not true
I had friends, just, none of which were interested in dares.

[Elija2]

I dare you to eat a raw egg.

[Hakudamashi]

No.

[Elija2]

Then you should have picked Truth.

[Hakudamashi]

I speak truth all the time
Except when I don't.

[Elija2]

Are you speaking the truth right now?