Ask Haku all of the things.

[Hakudamashi]

Either Sonic Advance 1, or Sonic Rush Adventure.

[Elija2]

So Splatoon was recently datamined and people found out that all of the free content updates are already on the disc. How do you feel about Nintendo locking that content away until later?

[Hakudamashi]

They gotta pad out time till Zelda U I guess.

At least they're not making you pay for it like several others.

[Elija2]

If so it's a pretty sad attempt at padding out their release schedule, but I guess they've got no choice but to hold off on-disc content from people who already paid for them to make the Wii U look slightly less dead.

Reggie recently said that the only New 3DS exclusive games that will be coming out are digital exclusives. How do you feel about that?

[Hakudamashi]

Miffed, to say the least.

[Elija2]

But earlier you said that you don't regret your New 3DS purchase, so why should it bother you at all?

[Hakudamashi]

It bothers me cause fuck digital only games, I want physical releases dammit.

[Elija2]

Even if the exclusives end up being dumb amiibo-based games and indie games that the original 3DS couldn't run?

[Hakudamashi]

If you're asking me if I'd get them if they interested me, then yes.

[Elija2]

I'm saying that there's no way those games would get digital releases anyway. They're not gonna make another exclusive as big as Xenoblade 3D.

So, how's RE6 holding up so far?

[Hakudamashi]

Your negativity is making me fucking sick

It's going great actually, 3 chapters in and I'm liking it more than Resi 4.
I am of course only talking about Helena's campaign.

[Elija2]

Your negativity is making me fucking sick

Hey, Reggie said it himself: digital exclusives only. You think they're gonna put out a big game as a digital exclusive?

And I'm glad you're enjoying it. The campaigns aren't that different from each other. Chris' is supposed to be more focused on shooting, Jake's more on melee, and Leon's Rachel's more on horror, but those focuses don't really come across that well other than the locations in Rachel's campaign being more spooky and atmospheric.

I know you said that you wanted to beat the game first before playing with me, but do you at least want to play through the Chris and Jake campaigns with me?

[Hakudamashi]

It doesn't have to be big to be good you negative nancy.

I sure hope you mean Ada Wong

And no, I won't, cause I'm not touching Chris or Jake, ever again.

[Elija2]

It doesn't have to be big to be good you negative nancy.

I never said that, I just said that those smaller games wouldn't be getting physical releases whether they were New 3DS-exclusives or not so it's weird to be disappointed that they're gonna be digital-only.

I sure hope you mean Ada Wong

Actually I meant Helena. Ada's campaign is sorta...interesting.

And no, I won't, cause I'm not touching Chris or Jake, ever again.

Why not?

[Hakudamashi]

Because they're shit.