Eli's Adventures in Clannad Land

[Hakudamashi]

Man, that street gang story arc was dumb as hell.

Rainbows tho.

So, like, are we ever gonna find out what's up with Nagisa's illness? This is the second time she's had to redo a year because of it. Maybe they should figure out what's wrong with her before forcing her to do another year that she might not even finish.

Didn't you already hear about the illness? Y'know, she went out in the snow?

Tomoya's kind of a jerk for ditching Nagisa to do his job when Yusuke was able to cover for him. He'd seriously rather work than hang out with the love of his life?

Hey man, hanging out with your girl doesn't pay the bills.

[Hakudamashi]

Yeah but, like, how is that still causing her to get a months-long flu years after the fact?

I could go into the biology of it, but instead I'll just say the wizard did it.

[Hakudamashi]

Nah, I'm good.

Tho I will admit it's a work of fiction for it to last this long.
That or Nagisa is born with a deficiency we don't know about.

[Hakudamashi]

Or maybe the local doctors are just as confuzzled.

[Hakudamashi]

Sunohara with black hair tho. And why the heck is blonde hair on a guy not socially acceptable but purple hair on a girl is? That's not even a natural hair colour!

Because Kyou and Ryou didn't dye theirs

[Hakudamashi]

Yes he did, black is his natural colour, he dyed it blonde.

You need to understand that every Asian person ever has black hair, maybe brown once in a decade.
Why would they create a fictional world where everyone has black hair?

[Hakudamashi]

With true love, you can do it anywhere, and everywhere.

[Hakudamashi]

Everything comes full circle.

[Hakudamashi]

Because she wanted to breed her own love baby man.

[Hakudamashi]

Yeah
That really was everyone's fault.

[Hakudamashi]

Well, you probably might enjoy the very last thing you need to watch.

[Hakudamashi]

Wait, hold on. Were all those times that Nagisa and Tomoya were remembering the play actually times when they were remembering the alternate timeline where Nagisa died? Is this show pulling a 999?

Are you not entertained?

So, how bad was it? Now that you seen all the main stuff.

[Hakudamashi]

I see, fortunately I didn't put soo much thought into the ending, I got that Tomoya collected enough orbs to have a wish granted, and that was enough for me.

Well, glad to know you didn't fucking hate it like I thought you would.

[Hakudamashi]

Because I'm a very pessimistic nervous wreck.
I thought you figured that out.

So how was the Kyou episode?

[Hakudamashi]

Oh, I'm over that, I'm talking in general.