Talk to a random stranger!

JetTheHawk · April 20, 2009, 04:25:36 PM

Quote from: Dark Tails on April 20, 2009, 04:24:36 PM
Lol, you need more interesting ones.

Watch and learn...

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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You son of a bitch... Stranger: Your c#nt You: You son of a bitch... Stranger: And i sucked in your mum You: You son of a bitch... Stranger: Wow you know how to copy and paste the same shit You: You son of a bitch... Stranger: You've got some brains, i bet your a fun person to hang around with, You: You son of a bitch... Stranger: You son of a bitch... Stranger: You son of a bitch... Stranger: You son of a bitch... Stranger: You son of a bitch... Stranger: You son of a bitch... You: You son of a bitch... Stranger: You son of a bitch... Stranger: See even i can do it You: You son of a bitch... Stranger: Like your mother You: You son of a bitch... Stranger: in bed with your dad You: You son of a bitch... Stranger: You son of a bitch... You: You son of a bitch... Stranger: You son of a bitch... Stranger: Pussy c#nt! You: Might wanna get all those cocks out your ass You: You son of a bitch... Stranger: Hahah you spoke. You: You son of a bitch... You: kthxbai You have disconnected.

O_O Dark what is wrong with you? lol

Dracoslythe · April 20, 2009, 04:29:55 PM

LMFAOO

Dark Tails · April 20, 2009, 04:30:15 PM

Quote from: jet on April 20, 2009, 04:25:36 PM
O_O Dark what is wrong with you? lol

dunno, ask my psycharapist

JetTheHawk · April 20, 2009, 04:39:05 PM

Stranger: and it's all ooover !
You: 8D
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: The Babylon Garden along with Wave and Storm

Dracoslythe · April 20, 2009, 04:42:28 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm a lightblulb.
Stranger: im a plug(:
You: I'm a lightblulb still. 8D
Stranger: ill always be a plug
You: Really? I'll always be a lightbulb.
Stranger: yes really
Stranger: i love lightbulbs
Stranger: (:
You: We are amazing.

Stranger: yes veryy
You: Of coursseeeeeeee
Stranger: lol do you like plugs?
You: Buuut.... In Soviet Russia, iPod touches you!
Stranger: what?
You:

Stranger: were are you from?
You: Plutoooo
Stranger: ommmmg
You: inorite?
Stranger: wtf is wrong with you
You: I'm possesed.
You: :OOOO
Stranger: wttff?
You: yeaaah.
You: everyone says that
You: 8D
Stranger: creep
You: Thank you.

Stranger: you probably have no life
Stranger: no problem
You: I don't. =D
Stranger: what do you do all day
Stranger: ooh wait nothing
You: Thaaat's riiight.

You: You know me too well. =D
Stranger: im jealous
You: I'm sure you know that I like animal porn too? :O
Stranger: legitt check into a hospital
Stranger: NOWW!!!!
You: They didn't want me. T-T
Stranger: who would
You: Alot of people.

Stranger: gooobyeee.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

JetTheHawk · April 20, 2009, 04:43:53 PM

Quote from: Draco.Chan on April 20, 2009, 04:42:28 PM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm a lightblulb.
Stranger: im a plug(:
You: I'm a lightblulb still. 8D
Stranger: ill always be a plug
You: Really? I'll always be a lightbulb.
Stranger: yes really
Stranger: i love lightbulbs
Stranger: (:
You: We are amazing.
Stranger: yes veryy
You: Of coursseeeeeeee
Stranger: lol do you like plugs?
You: Buuut.... In Soviet Russia, iPod touches you!
Stranger: what?
You:
Stranger: were are you from?
You: Plutoooo
Stranger: ommmmg
You: inorite?
Stranger: wtf is wrong with you
You: I'm possesed.
You: :OOOO
Stranger: wttff?
You: yeaaah.
You: everyone says that
You: 8D
Stranger: creep
You: Thank you.
Stranger: you probably have no life
Stranger: no problem
You: I don't. =D
Stranger: what do you do all day
Stranger: ooh wait nothing
You: Thaaat's riiight.
You: You know me too well. =D
Stranger: im jealous
You: I'm sure you know that I like animal porn too? :O
Stranger: legitt check into a hospital
Stranger: NOWW!!!!
You: They didn't want me. T-T
Stranger: who would
You: Alot of people.
Stranger: gooobyeee.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lmfaoooo some people are weird lol

Dark Tails · April 20, 2009, 04:50:57 PM

Ah yes, best one of mine.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Buttplugs or gtfo
Stranger: Large ones?
You: I like them big
You: bigger the better
Stranger: Omegle is full of perverts today.

You: I like buttsecks
You: Wanna fuck me hard?
Stranger: Well I don't believe I've ever had anal.
Stranger: But if I did, I'd probably prefer the bottom.
You: Lets do it then
You: A/S/L
Stranger: 18/m/usa
Stranger: x2
You: You son of a bitch...
You: Im a undercover cop
You: and you are under arrest
You: for being a gay homosexual
Stranger: I'm fairly certain that's not a crime.
Stranger: Here in the US.
You: It is now that obamas in power
You: So bend over
You: and let me fist you
Stranger: Obama is a liberal, I don't know if you noticed.
You: Republicans these days...
You: All their gay buttsecks
You: and fucking
You: Thats why im communist
Stranger: I think anarachy is more the way to go.
You: COMMUNISM
Stranger: Anarchy.
You: thats why we elected a muslim into power
You: so he can nuke everyone
Stranger: Oh, for Jesus' sake.
You: OH LAWD
You: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
Stranger: He doesn't compel me to do anything.
Stranger: Except, you know, sin.
You: IS TAT SUM CHIKIN?
You: Ok, lets do it, right here, right now.
Stranger: Why do you idiots always dissolve into niggerdom? :\
You: *takes off pants*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nick the Hedgehog · April 20, 2009, 04:53:07 PM

Connecting to the goddam server.....
Looking for Mudkips.....found mudkip101
say hi to mudkip101
you:hello
mudkip101:meep
you:uh...hello?
mudkip101:meep meep wakka wakka wakka
you:are you ok?
you:*twitches eye*
mudkip101:lol meep wakka yes i wakka am!
you:your a retard
Mudkip101 has left and told his lawyer to sue you,but mudkip's lawyer was turtwig and turtwig was a retard

JetTheHawk · April 20, 2009, 04:54:12 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: wat's^?
You: nothing much
Stranger: same here
Stranger: so..
You: so you has lightbulbs
You:

Stranger: yeah
Stranger: wanna turn them on?
You: NO
You: GO GREEN DAMIT
You:

Stranger: NO!
Stranger: it's time to die damn it!
You: ya its time for you to die though

You: VACA
You: thats what you are
You:

Stranger: everyone else calls it emo.
You: ya.
You: So
Stranger: I am currently away from the computer.
You: ok.....
You: WTF
You: C-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker

Nick the Hedgehog · April 20, 2009, 05:03:46 PM

connecting to server......connected
wrong server doutchbag,ur playing runescape witch causes to lag the connection
connected again,find a stranger to chat with you.....Stranger found
You:hello
Stranger:are u a girl?
You:no...
Stranger:why?
You:cuz thats how i was born!
stranger:if u were a girl id go anal with you!
you:<______________________________>
you:wtf is wrong with you!
stranger:maybe i can be by...
you:i have an ak,come to my house and ur ganna get a tall glass of death
Stanger:o rly?
You come to the stranger's house and murder him,so the connection was over

he died 1956-OVER 9000!

Dracoslythe · April 20, 2009, 05:10:07 PM

Stranger: My love?!
You: OH YES
You: :O
Stranger: cats name?!
You: FLUFFY! 8D
Stranger: FAIL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

JetTheHawk · April 20, 2009, 05:22:17 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi stranger
You: yo
Stranger: what time is it now
You: VACA
You: thats what you are
Stranger: ?
You: oh the time
You: um
You: its 9999
You:

Stranger: what is vaca
You: VACA = COW

Stranger: i am confused
Stranger: what is cow
You: I R VERY PWNFUL FACE >:C
You: WTF
You: you dont know what cow means?

?
You: wtf
Stranger: i know
Stranger: wtf means what the fuck?
You: ya
Stranger: i am so clever
Stranger: yes i am
You: Pfftt
Stranger: what is pfftt
You: Pftt is something i say when im bored
You:

You: you just dont know me

You:

Stranger: i definetly dont know you
Stranger: sorry i spell it wrong
You: You has lightbulbs
Stranger: i know what is lightbulb
Stranger: but what does it mean
Stranger: used here
You: ...............
You: the lightbulb that makes light

Stranger: sorry i am not a native speaker
Stranger: how old are you
You: 999999999999999999999999999999
You:

You: well actually
You: i have no age
Stranger: ......
You: im to epic for one
You: i live forever

Stranger: you are a monster
You: NO
You: IM A HAWK
You: GET IT RIGHT
You:

Stranger: hawk can only live 60 years
You: Yes but i has the chaos emeralds =D
Stranger: emeralds is avery difficult word for me
Stranger: but i know what it is
Stranger: because i am very clever
You: WTF LOL
Stranger: you are very bored
You: ....
Stranger: but i have many feelings that i can not describe in english
You: so you are not American? lol
Stranger: but maybe i know better about Nirvana or Beetles than you
Stranger: and Green Days
You: uh nirvana?
You: ugh
Stranger: how old are you
You: 999
You:

Stranger: Kurt is cool
You: Who the hell is that?
Stranger: the singer of Nirvana
You: oh........
Stranger: which state do you live in
You: Cali
You:

Stranger: California?
You: no shit
Stranger: i am puzzled again
You: lmao
You: Sonic ftw
You: =P
Stranger: i fell confused
Stranger: feel

Dracoslythe · April 20, 2009, 05:37:45 PM

You: BANANA FONE? :-O
Stranger: what?
You: u herd meh.
You: BANANA FONE?
Stranger: i cant understand whats you mean
You: wuts I meen?
You: u dun undrstnd>
Stranger: yes
You: i meed banana fone
You: u no...
You: dat fone
You: dat luks lyk banana...
You: u no u no?
Stranger: im chinese
Stranger: my english just soso , i want talk to you to improve my english
You: banana fone r teh multi-culturl.
You: oi, i has can teech u muchly bout eengleesh
Stranger: well
You: well wut u wnt 2 no?
Stranger: where are you ?
You: in teh seecrt base. in gotham.

You: wit teh batmanz
You: he r the funz0rz
You: we b swngn frm tree tawpz. like grge uf da jungle.
You: U HAZ BUTTPLUGZ?
You: gess nawt.
You: ._>
You: *._.
You have disconnected.

JetTheHawk · April 20, 2009, 05:39:10 PM

Quote from: Draco.Chan on April 20, 2009, 05:37:45 PM
You: BANANA FONE? :-O
Stranger: what?
You: u herd meh.
You: BANANA FONE?
Stranger: i cant understand whats you mean
You: wuts I meen?
You: u dun undrstnd>
Stranger: yes
You: i meed banana fone
You: u no...
You: dat fone
You: dat luks lyk banana...
You: u no u no?
Stranger: im chinese
Stranger: my english just soso , i want talk to you to improve my english
You: banana fone r teh multi-culturl.
You: oi, i has can teech u muchly bout eengleesh
Stranger: well
You: well wut u wnt 2 no?
Stranger: where are you ?
You: in teh seecrt base. in gotham.
You: wit teh batmanz
You: he r the funz0rz
You: we b swngn frm tree tawpz. like grge uf da jungle.
You: U HAZ BUTTPLUGZ?
You: gess nawt.
You: ._>
You: *._.
You have disconnected.

This is fun huh lol

Dracoslythe · April 20, 2009, 05:52:53 PM

You: i have a cute puppy!
You:

Stranger: good for you

You: her name is sally
You:

Stranger:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This one was jet, lmfaooo