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[JetTheHawk]

You: i have a cute puppy!
You:
Stranger: good for you
You: her name is sally
You:
Stranger:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This one was jet, lmfaooo

i know lol that was funny. too bad i disconnected though D:

[Dracoslythe]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i have a cute puppy!
You:
You: her name is sally.
You:
Stranger: I have a cute slave!
You: really?
You: what's her name?
You:
Stranger: absolutely I love slaves
You: i love slaves too.
Stranger: wilbert
You: =D
You: wilbert?
You: wonderful name
You:
Stranger: dont tease me...it was my husbands choice
You: oh i'm not
You: i like the name. =)
Stranger: I wanted esmerelda jones
You: oh. well, i guess we can't all have what we want.
You: at lwast you has a slave.
You:
You: *least
Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT!
You: RITE!
Stranger: LIKE MORE SLAVES!
You:
You: YES!
You: what does your slave like doing?
You: my puppy likes to chew on my barbie doll's heads. D:
Stranger: Cleaning my toes....
Stranger: oh he does that too
Stranger: hehehe
You: oh...
Stranger: SIKE
You: i wanna clean some toes.
Stranger: not
You: D:
Stranger: want to hear a knock knock joke
Stranger: ?
You: sure :O
Stranger: my uncle hanged himself in san francisco
You: :O san fransisco?
Stranger: my uncle hanged himself in san francisco....who?
You: ive never been there.
Stranger: come one
Stranger: come on
Stranger: say it
You: it.
You: oh! i know the answer! it's buttplugz. amirite?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


LMFAOOOOOOOOOO





BEST CONVERSATION ALL NIGHT.
I FOUND ANOTHER F***ER TO HAVE FUN WITH. 

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MY MOMMY SAID THAT I'M FAT. D:
Stranger: JESUS?
Stranger: ITS MOSES.
Stranger: OHNO.
You: OH JESUS.
Stranger: THATS NOT GOOD.
You: O LAWDY LAWD
Stranger: OOHHNOOO.
Stranger: WHAT EVER WILL WE DO?
Stranger: OH I KNOW.
Stranger: LETS CALL ELVIS.
You: YES.
You: HE IS MAH BFF.
You: FOREVAH.
Stranger: D: WHAT ABOUT ME?
Stranger: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME NOW?
You: :O WHY I NEVER...
Stranger: WHY YOU ALWAYS.
You: IS ET RLY YOU?
You: =O
Stranger: I SAW YOU. WHAT YOU WERE DOIN. AT GODS BBQ LAST WEEKEND.
Stranger: YOU WERE ALL OVER HIM.
You: OHSHIZZ.
Stranger: THATS RIGHT FOOL.
You: I'VE BEEN SPOTTED.
Stranger: I KNOW WHAT YOURE UP TOO.
Stranger: >:C
You: D:
Stranger: LOLOL.
You: YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT, BABY.
Stranger: OH YES I WOULD.
You: OHSHIZZZZZ
You: WUT AM I TU DO?
Stranger: OH, JIZZ?
Stranger: WHUT.
Stranger: YOU ARE UMM.
Stranger: A PERSON
Stranger: ?
You: NOOOO.
Stranger: AFTER ALL IVE DONE FOR YOU.
Stranger: YOU REPAY ME LIKE THIS?
You: TELL ME
You: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME?
You: ALL I SEE ARE THESE SCARS.
Stranger: I FOLLOWED YOUR ORDERS AND SAVED A BUNCH OF SLAVES AND PARTED A FREAKING SEA JUST SO I WOULDNT DIE.
Stranger: IT WAS FUN TOO.
Stranger: AND THEN I DROWNED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE.
You: I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT.
Stranger: IM GLAD TOO.
You: YOU BETTER BE, FOOL.
Stranger: AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
You: TELL ME.
Stranger: I'M ACTUALLY, A GIRL.
You: RITE HERE
You: RITE NAO
Stranger: THE BIBLE LIED.
You: :O
Stranger: MOSES IS A GIRL.
You: DAMN THEM.
Stranger: WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?
You: DAMN THEM ALL
Stranger: C:
You: DAS OKAY.
Stranger: PSH.
You: PFFT
Stranger: FFFFF
You: 00000
Stranger: WHUUTT.
Stranger: HEYWHY DO I THINK I KNOW YOU?
You: I DUNNO. :O
You: I GUESS I'M OMNIPRESENT.
You: =D
Stranger: WELL THAT DOESNT HELP.
You: DAMN.
You: D:
Stranger: >:c WHY DO I THINK I KNOW YOUU SOMEHOW? D;
You: I DUNOOOOO. D:
Stranger: RASRAHR RARRR.
You: WUUT?
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A DEVIANTART BY ANY CHANCE..?
You: YES I DU.
Stranger: THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE THEN.
Stranger: POSSIBLY.
You: YES. IT'S A POSSIBILITY.
Stranger: HMMM.
You: MMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: MMMMM TASTEY?
You: MEDITATION.
You: IT'S GOOD FER UR SOLE.
Stranger: MEDICATION.
You: THAT TOO.
You:
Stranger: ;d
Stranger:
Stranger: I FAILED.
Stranger: AT LIFE.
You: OHNOES. D:
Stranger: :<
You: QUICK!
You: 42.
You: :O
Stranger: 42?
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOO.
You: =OOOO
Stranger: I LOSE.
Stranger: :<
Stranger: I LOST THE GAME.
Stranger: QHUT.
Stranger: WHUT.
Stranger: FAIL.
Stranger: KFNDSKJGH
You: D:
You: NUUUUUUUU
Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR DEVIANTART, FOOL? D:
You: MAH DEVIANTART? :O
Stranger: YES YOU.
Stranger: WHO ELSE WOULD I BE TALKING TO? ELVIS?
Stranger: NO. HES SLEEPING.
You: HTTP://www.dracoslythe.deviantart.com
You: I MESSED UP LINK I THINK.
You: D:
Stranger: D: I DONT KNOW YOU THEN. DAYUM.
You: DAYUM
You: D:
Stranger: NOW I DO I GUESS?
Stranger: IF THAT MAKES SENSE AT ALL.
You: YES IT DUZ. =O
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: YOU ARE.
Stranger: A COOL PERSON.
You: YOU ARE.
You: TOO.
Stranger: :0 WAI THANK YOU.
You: =O UR WELCOME
Stranger: LOL I STALKED YOU ON DA. IF THAT DOESNT SOUND AWKWARD.
Stranger: D:
You: OHNOES.
You: I LOVE STALKERS.
You:
Stranger: I JUST NOTICED ITS 1:15 IN THE MORNING WHAT THE **** AM I DOING. D:
You: D: I HAS NO IDEA.
You: BUT NAO DAT YOU MENTION IT...
You: ._.
Stranger: WOW I HAVE NO LIFE D:
You: NEITHER DO I. D:
Stranger: I SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO BED LIKE.. SOON. ;_;
You: SAME. :C
Stranger: YEAH MAYBE NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME. I KINDA GET UP AT 5:30.
Stranger: ._.
You: YEAH. LIEF SUX. D:
Stranger: SO. KBYE NEW FRIEND PERSON/AND OR JESUS PERSON
You: KTHNXBAI ALSO NEW FRIEND PERSON/AND OR MOSES PERSON.
Stranger:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[skyrus5150]

Woah Draco you do have sum large talks in tat sites

[Dracoslythe]

Oh lol get this one:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MAI BUTTPLUGS
Stranger: hi
You: YOU HAS?
Stranger: NOOO!
You: OHSHIT
Stranger: DAMN!
You: DAS NAT GEWD.
Stranger: WHUT??!
You: I B NEEDIN MAH BUTTPLUGS NAO. D:
Stranger: YOU ARE A IDIOT
You: I NO
You: THANKS
You:
Stranger: TY
Stranger: YOU WELCOME!
You: YAY
You: 8D
Stranger: NOO!
You: YESSSS
Stranger: GANDALF VS HITLER:
You: OHSHIT.
You: DERS A FITE RITE DER.
Stranger: HITLER USES FUHRER PUNCH!
Stranger: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
You: HE B WANTIN SUM JEWS?
You: OHNOES
You: SUPER EFFECTIVE?
Stranger: GANDALF USES GANDAALLI
You: :OOO
Stranger: OOOHNOES
Stranger: ITS THE SCHEMERGLUIPERD!
You: OHNOES
You: POOR JEWS
You: D:
Stranger: HE GONNA CATCH YOU!
Stranger: RUN RUN!
Stranger: BEFORE THE SCHEMERGLUIPERD YOU CATCH!
You: OHNOES
You: RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
Stranger: OHNOES
Stranger: ITS A PEDOBEAR!!
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You: I LIKE MEH SUM PEDOBEARZ
Stranger: Huge
Stranger: PEDOBEAR!
You: OHSHIT
You: HAYHAY
Stranger: HE FIGHT WITH THE SCHEMERGLUIPERD
You: I WANT SUM CANDY.
Stranger: GO PEDOBEAR CATCH THE SCHEMERGLUIPERD!
Stranger: GOGOGOGO
You: IT R BE TEH SUPA EFFECTUV.
You: ?
Stranger: YES
You: FUCK YES
Stranger: SCHEMERGLUIPERD FAINTED!
Stranger: THE SCHEMERGLUIPERD GONNA CATCH YOU NOW!
You: I WANT MAI EXP NAO. >=O
Stranger: RUNRUN
You: NAWT IN TEH SOVIET RUSSIA.
Stranger: RUSSIAN?
You: IN TEH SOVIET RUSSIA, i CATCHES TEH SCHEMERGLUIPERD
You: NO LOL
You: I'M FROM PLUTO. =D
Stranger: EUROPE?
Stranger: OOOH YOU ARE A ALIEN
You: YES
Stranger: I AM GOD
You: OH GOD.
Stranger: I'M SO SEXY
You: IT'S ME.
You: YOU'RE MAN MOSES
Stranger: I DO NOT CREATE YOU ALIEN! GO AWAY!
You: D:
You: BUT IT'S ME. MOSES. ._.
Stranger: MOSES?
You: YES.
Stranger: YOU ARE A ALIEN NOT MOSES
You: I PARTED TEH GODDAMNED RED SEA FOR YOU.
Stranger: I SEE IT!
You: >:C
Stranger: GODDAMNED AGAINST GOD HIMSELF???!!!
You: YES
You: I DARE
Stranger: OHOH
You: =O
Stranger: GODDAMNIT!
You: AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? AFTER I PARTED THAT GODDAMNED WATER? AND RAN AROUND IN THE DESERT FOR 40 YEARS FOR YOU? >:C
Stranger: NOOOO I GIVE YOU A STAFF
You: YEAH. IT WAS AWSUM.
You: LIKE OH LAWDY LAWD. IS DAT SUM CHIKN? =D
Stranger: NO CHICKEN FOR YOU! ONLY SAND
You: NO FUCK
You: I WANT THE CHIKNZ.
You: >:C
Stranger: NOPE YOU GET A...
Stranger: MOUSE!
You: OHSHIT.
You: MOUSESE.
You: DAMN
You: IFAILATLIFEANDEVERYTHING
You: D:
You: *MOUSES
Stranger: YOU FAIL
Stranger: !
Stranger: I GIVE YOU A WOMEN
You: I KNOW. 8D
You: A WOMAN?
You: :O
Stranger: A WOMAN!
You: =OOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: O VERY UGLY WOMAN
You: I DON'T WANT NO GODDAMNEED WOMAN. I WANT THE FUCKIN CHIKN.
You: >:C
You: AND BUTTPLUGS. BUTTPLUGS ARE ALWAYS A PLUS. C:
Stranger: YOU GET A CHICKEN AND A NAKED HOT DAMN WOMEN
You: FUCK YES.
You: BEST BRITHDAY EVER.
You:
Stranger: YOU ARE HAPPY?
You: YES I AM VERY HAPPY. =O
You: I HAZ ME SUM OF DAT LAWDY LAWD CHIKN. THAT MAKES ME EXTREMEMLY HAPPY.
Stranger: GOOOD
Stranger: DO YOU WANT A FIRE FOR YOUR CHICKEN?
You: YES PL0X.
Stranger: YOU GET IT
Stranger: NOOOOTTTT
You: >:C
You: WELL FUCK.
Stranger: :p
You: >:CCCC
You: I CAN'T EAT DAT CHIKN IF I DON'T HAVFE THE FIRE.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hakudamashi]

And I thought I was the weird one =O

[Dracoslythe]

Oh hell no.
I have meh sum fun with the f***ers.

[JetTheHawk]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: Hi
You:
Stranger: Have you heard? The blackmail slices his significance under a fool curtain.
You: Oh.,................................................................................
Stranger: Yes!
You: yeah.....................................................................................i think......................
Stranger: Why does blackmail reckon opposite an incidental defense? Blackmail chews around harm. Why won't the insensitive autumn mature against blackmail? Blackmail collects the agony beneath the father. Blackmail discriminates next to harm.
Stranger: Why???
Stranger: Why?
You: um i have no idea...
Stranger: lol anyway
Stranger: you're really cool
Stranger: you're like, the only one who's played along
Stranger: i like you
You: Ok.....................
Stranger: where are you from?

[Hakudamashi]

Well heres my first one

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Yo
Stranger: whats up
You: Nothin much
You: just chillin
Stranger: same
You: ssoooooo wadda YOU wanna do?
Stranger: your momma
You: I'm sorry but she's dead
Stranger: LIES?!?!??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It looks like I made a new friend 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey you =)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Jupiter =O
You: you?
Stranger: SÉRIO AMIGO (A) ?
Stranger: Really Friend?
You: nope
Stranger: hahahaha
You: I'm really from Mars =O
Stranger: oh my god
You: jkjk
Stranger: so am i!
You: RLY =O
Stranger: :O
You: no way
You: so how's about this martian air?
Stranger: yeaah!
Stranger: how small this world
You: preety sweet huh =D
Stranger: fresh
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
You: iknorite
Stranger: whats your name, martian?
You: winglgarsax
Stranger: i'm paula!
Stranger: interesting Mmm
You: nice to meet you Paula :-)
Stranger: how old winglgarsax?
You: I'm >9000
You: you?
Stranger: nice to meet you too!
Stranger: i'm 12365
You: Thats ALSO >9000
Stranger: you se?
Stranger: see*
You: we gotta alot in common ;-)
You: just one question
You: what is ur gender?
Stranger: yeeh!
Stranger: go on
Stranger: female
Stranger: yours?
You: Female?
You: as in F?
You: so you "F"ail at sex? =o
You: that's no good
You: I on the other hand is Absculine
You: So I gotz an "A" on sex =D
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: omg
Stranger: youre crazy
You: Iknorite?
You: my mom worries about me
You: but I'm a lumberjack and that;s ok
You: I work all night and sleep all day :-)
Stranger: hey
Stranger: you might be a nice person!
Stranger: oh... sorry
Stranger: youre not a person
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you might be a nice ET
You: ET,I lurve that movie =)
You: It gives us martians a good name
Stranger: et is a great movie
Stranger:
Stranger: i like it
You: It really touches my 5 hearts :-)
Stranger: AAUUAHAUHAUHAUHAAHAHAHHAA
Stranger: youre funny!
Stranger: do you have a girlfriend?
You: no :-(
You: They say I'm to sexy for a girlfriend
Stranger: omg
You: I'd say I'm to sexy for my shirt,but not a girlfriend
Stranger: i'm really sexy
Stranger: i think we should date!
You: =O
You: ok which side of Mars do you live?
Stranger: North
You: ok,I'm on the southwest
You: it's not that far :-(
You: *:-)
You: So how's about saturday night ;-)
Stranger: ok... i'll be in front of you in 5 min
You: uuhh I can't today
You: I got chores to do :-(
Stranger: WHY NOT?
Stranger: AAAAAAAH
Stranger: NOOOOOOOO
Stranger: YOURE A HEARTBREAKER
You: I'm sorry but
You: A Martians nondude's gotta do what a nondude's gotta do
You: -Martians
Stranger: SHHAAHHAUAUAUHAHAUHAUHAA
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: nope
You: They don't give service to this side of Mars
You: the bastards D<
Stranger: JAUAHUHA
Stranger: thats bad
You: It pisses me off
Stranger: i would love to talk with you tomorrow
Stranger: and
Stranger: teh day after tomorrow
Stranger: and...
You: do you has Skype?
Stranger: forever
Stranger: hgaahahahahaha
Stranger: nooo :\
Stranger: but... do you have email... ?
Stranger: GGAYSGAS
Stranger: GGAYSGAS = it was a laugh
You: I have Gmail
You: you?
Stranger: can you give me?
You: [email protected]
Stranger: i have Hotmail
Stranger: but...
Stranger: it works!
You: yours?
Stranger: [email protected]
You: including the little.?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: now...
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: how onde?
Stranger: *old
You: 15
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: me too
You: seriously?
You: creepy ._.
Stranger: whats creepy?
You: nothing
You: just saying out of randomness 8D
Stranger: ok
Stranger: welll
Stranger: i would like to pee
Stranger: HAHAHHA
You: ugh,I hate peas
You: oh you said pee
You: yeah I did that this mornin :-)
Stranger: i hate peas too!
Stranger: only this mornin?
Stranger: Oo
Stranger: OMG
You: I might have to again in a few minutes
Stranger: you should pee now!
Stranger: RIGHT NOW
Stranger: PEE!!!!!!
You: yyyyeeeaaahhhhh
Stranger: ahuahuahahuhaa
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are you?
Stranger: us?
You: nope
You: guess again ;-)
Stranger: omg
Stranger: china!
You: nope
Stranger: help me
Stranger:
You: It begins with "J"
Stranger: Jupiter!
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: lol but no XP
Stranger: but you told me you were in Mars
Stranger: Japan!
You: nope
Stranger: tell me
You: "Ja" 8D
Stranger: Jamaica
You: YESZ
You: *appluses*
Stranger: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Stranger: JAMAICA!
Stranger: I WOULD LOVE TO VISIT THERE SOMEDAY
Stranger: HOW WONDERFUL!
You: no...you don't ._.
You: do NOT listen to brochures n' stuff
Stranger: why?
You: they're all LIES
Stranger: T.T
Stranger: YUASUDHIASHUDSA
You: wut?
You: oshit,I gotta go
You: I added you on Gmail btw
You: so later
Stranger: ok
Stranger: see you!!!
Stranger: bye
Stranger:
Stranger: go pee
Stranger: hey you?
Stranger: see you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dracoslythe]

Wind and I have made friends, while Jet and Tails piss people off lol.

[Elija2]

Wind and I have made friends, while Jet and Tails piss people off lol.

Where's the fun in making friends? I've got enough friends as it is, I'd rather act random around people.

[JetTheHawk]

You: yoyooyyo
Stranger: yo
You: lulz
Stranger: good
Stranger: i like dick u
Stranger: u male
You: Well thats ok because your a dick and you like yourself which makes you a homo
You:
You: and im NOT A DAMN MALE
You: IM A HAWK
You: GET IT RIGHT
You:
Stranger: oo
You: ya
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dracoslythe]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I HAVE A PENIS
You: AWESOME
Stranger: DO YOU?
You: I THINK SO
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: HEY
You: HEY
Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK
You: WHO'S THERE
Stranger: DISCO
You: DISCO WHO
Stranger: DISCONNECTED HAHAHAHA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


LMAO

[JetTheHawk]

Stranger: hey
You: yoyoyoyoy
You: Whats up?
Stranger: wanna hear a sweet rhyme i made
You: Ok
Stranger: walkin my poodles man, it never gets old
Stranger: when the dogs on the leash i got bitches on the hold
Stranger: and im drivin thru the hood, talkin on my cell
Stranger: the reason i got dogs? cuz its pussy they smell
Stranger: ok thats it
You: EPIC FAILURE
Stranger: why
You:
You: BECAUSE I SAY SO
You:
Stranger: plz tell me y i thought it was good
You: WELL I SAY ITS A FAILURE MKAY
Stranger: WELL FUCKIN DAMMIT
You: Drugs are bad mkay?
Stranger: no that is wrong
Stranger: drugs are delish
Stranger: you obviously dont know what your talkin about
You: No only losers and n00bs get drugs because they have no lives
Stranger: lol u fag
Stranger: the whole point of weed is to socialize
Stranger: with friends
You: WTF
You: Weed is bad retard
Stranger: no its not
You: Yes it is
You: mofo
Stranger: it will make you smarter
You: No it doesnt fagget
Stranger: ever since started smoking weed i got better grades in school and realized god wasnt real so yea it does
You: Wow
Stranger: u fag
You: is that the best you can do to convince me?
You: you must be an epic failure
Stranger: i dont have to convince an uncivilized ruffian
Stranger: you obviously are not that smart
You: Yes i am that smart
You: im smart enough to know that weed is horrible
Stranger: ok why is it horrible
Stranger: because your parents say so?
You: No
Stranger: because of the drug commercials that dont even use proven studies?
You: Because weed ruins your life
Stranger: now that sir, was an epic fail
Stranger: because it does the exact opposite
You: no your face is an epic fail
You:
Stranger: ahhhh immaturity at its best
You: tsk tsk tsk
Stranger: im gonna guess....13 years old?

[Elija2]

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: That's right, an emoticon all up IN YO FACE!
You: Not my face!
Stranger: Sorry, out of your face now.
You: Thank you.
Stranger: A haiku:
Stranger: The vast, internet
Stranger: Full of wierd people and porn
Stranger: There's good stuff some where
You: Truth
Stranger: Rule 34 is the subject of many a poetic tribute.
You: Haha, also truth
Stranger: So, what crazy things have you done recently?
You: well, I snorted a Pixy Stix up my nose
You: and IT BUUURNS!!
Stranger: That's awesome!
Stranger: But seriously, don't do it again.
Stranger: Did you film it?
You: No, but now that you mention it I should have
You: I would have called it "1 boy 1 Pixy Stix"
Connection asploded.


I swear to god I didn't edit that. His internet must have disconnected. Aww, just when the conversation was getting good.

[Dracoslythe]

I lold so hard.  At the convo and the asploded thing.  xD



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BONDAGE. <3
Stranger: did u like twilight
You: TWILIIIIIGHT
You: OMFGGGGG
You: I'D LET EDWARD FUCK ME UP ONE SIDE AND DOWN THE OTHERRR
You: <3333333
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: dont u have bf
You: Yes. lol
You: But every rabid twilight fan says that
You: =D
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ur crazy
Stranger: dude
You: I know.
You: People say I'm mentally unstable. C:
Stranger: its like 4 o clock in the night here
Stranger: in holland
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: were u from
You: Plutoooo
Stranger: hahahaah
Stranger: props
Stranger: u must be ugly though
Stranger: i mean
You: Yeah. It's amazing here.
Stranger: aliens are not pretty
You: oh yeah. I'll be the first to admit I'm ugly.
You: But I'm the prettiest alien on Pluto. C:
Stranger: well good for u
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: are u aaa how can i sau that
Stranger: do u have like
Stranger: sexes in pluto
Stranger: u know
Stranger: like
Stranger: male
Stranger: or female
You: Yeah. Heshe, and Shemale.
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: tears comin up
You: What about you? Any genders on your planet? C:
Stranger: yeahh offcourse
You: That's cool. =)
Stranger: we have male and females/
You: :O
Stranger: males who think theyre female
Stranger: females with dicks
Stranger: and so on
You: That's awesome.
Stranger: are u bored yet?
You: Noooppeee. Having a right jolly ole time. =3
Stranger: we have legit weed
Stranger: here
Stranger: in holland
You: OMFG WEED.
You: IS AWSUM. <33333
You: ohshitzzzzz. my free buttsecks is calllng. Buhbai nao. :DDDD
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