Talk to a random stranger!

JetTheHawk · April 21, 2009, 03:00:28 PM

Quote from: Draco.Chan on April 21, 2009, 02:36:06 PM
I lold so hard. At the convo and the asploded thing. xD

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BONDAGE. <3
Stranger: did u like twilight
You: TWILIIIIIGHT
You: OMFGGGGG
You: I'D LET EDWARD **** ME UP ONE SIDE AND DOWN THE OTHERRR
You: <3333333
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: dont u have bf
You: Yes. lol
You: But every rabid twilight fan says that
You: =D
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ur crazy
Stranger: dude
You: I know.
You: People say I'm mentally unstable. C:
Stranger: its like 4 o clock in the night here
Stranger: in holland
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: were u from
You: Plutoooo
Stranger: hahahaah
Stranger: props
Stranger: u must be ugly though
Stranger: i mean
You: Yeah. It's amazing here.
Stranger: aliens are not pretty
You: oh yeah. I'll be the first to admit I'm ugly.
You: But I'm the prettiest alien on Pluto. C:
Stranger: well good for u
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: are u aaa how can i sau that
Stranger: do u have like
Stranger: sexes in pluto
Stranger: u know
Stranger: like
Stranger: male
Stranger: or female
You: Yeah. Heshe, and Shemale.
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: tears comin up
You: What about you? Any genders on your planet? C:
Stranger: yeahh offcourse
You: That's cool. =)
Stranger: we have male and females/
You: :O
Stranger: males who think theyre female
Stranger: females with dicks
Stranger: and so on
You: That's awesome.
Stranger: are u bored yet?
You: Noooppeee. Having a right jolly ole time. =3
Stranger: we have legit weed
Stranger: here
Stranger: in holland
You: OMFG WEED.
You: IS AWSUM. <33333
You: ohshitzzzzz. my free buttsecks is calllng. Buhbai nao. :DDDD
You have disconnected.

i lol'd so hard Draco XD

Dracoslythe · April 21, 2009, 03:08:30 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: im hannah montana!
Stranger: how are u!
You: =D
Stranger: no way!
You: way!
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: sing something!
You: i am. warming up. =D
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ill wait then
You: :OOO BONDANGE. <3
You have disconnected.

Dark Tails · April 21, 2009, 03:10:03 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Say Hi!
You: Ah, yes, what a jolly nice evening today is.
You: Isnt that right, ol chap?
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: yes
Stranger: indeed
You: What are your thoghts about those bloody americans?
Stranger: im one of them
You: Always ruining everything.
You: And there black president.
You: Back in my day, blacks were our slaves
Stranger: and those damn englishmen
You: Oh, well, you bloody bastard.
Stranger: always thinking they are better than everyone
Stranger: stuck up assholes....
You: Those bloody americans, and all their pointless wars.
You: And the worst part of all is...
You: They are capitalists
Stranger: that your GAY
You: And a republic
Stranger: democratic
You: Bloody idiots
You: We prefer being ruled by a old bitch anyday than a socialist bastard.
Stranger: bloody this bloody that
Stranger: is everything bloody to you?
Stranger: cuz to me
You: Bloody fine day.
Stranger: its just war
Stranger: and a womans period
You: Bloody americans.
You: HEIL HITLER
Stranger: racist
You: HEIL
You: You might wanna shut the **** up, or i shal get osama bin ladin on yo ass
Stranger: hes dead
You: or shall i say, obama bin ladin
You: Bloody idiots, he isnt dead
Stranger: and you just went from english to ghetto
Stranger: i laugh
You: Your president is ****ing him right now
Stranger: in the vagina?
You: There butt buddies
Stranger: indeed
You: Have you heard the song "The Game" by disturbed?
You: Good song
Stranger: just like you are my buttbuddy
Stranger: and it
Stranger: is
Stranger: im listening to it now that you mention it
You: I am a gay homosexual
Stranger: same here
Stranger: fun stuff
You: I like to **** myself
Stranger: i know
You: Bloody americans..
Stranger: thats what having a penis and vagina is for....
Stranger: and yes
Stranger: american women are bloody
You: Im gonna go masturbate to my picture of hitler now
Stranger: once a month
Stranger: okay
You: COMMUNISM !!
Stranger: have fun
You: We must make the world communism, one country at a time
Stranger: u cant spell
You: we already have america.
You: Soon britian
You: Then Canada
You: Then Mexico
You: Then the world
Stranger: mexico
Stranger: i like mexico
You: Have fun rotting in a cell, capitalist pig.
Stranger: but they jump fences
You: One thing before i go...
Stranger: thats why they are so short
You: YOU LOST THE GAME
You have disconnected.

Lol, he lost

JetTheHawk · April 21, 2009, 03:10:47 PM

Quote from: Draco.Chan on April 21, 2009, 03:08:30 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: im hannah montana!
Stranger: how are u!
You: =D
Stranger: no way!
You: way!
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: sing something!
You: i am. warming up. =D
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ill wait then
You: :OOO BONDANGE. <3
You have disconnected.

LMFAO Draco nice +1 karma lmao

Dracoslythe · April 21, 2009, 03:15:43 PM

I LOLD SO FUCKING HARD, TAILS.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE GODDAMNED MONEY >:C
Stranger: I should know?
You: YES D:
Stranger: But, but .. I don't know D:
You: OHNOES. DAS BAD. ._.
Stranger: Reeally bad

You: DO YOU AT LEAST HAS MY DRUGS? :C
Stranger: No ..

'
You: damn. ;~;
Stranger: hahah ...
You: buttplugs?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

JetTheHawk · April 21, 2009, 03:18:22 PM

Quote from: Draco.Chan on April 21, 2009, 03:15:43 PM
I LOLD SO ****ING HARD, TAILS.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE GODDAMNED MONEY >:C
Stranger: I should know?
You: YES D:
Stranger: But, but .. I don't know D:
You: OHNOES. DAS BAD. ._.
Stranger: Reeally bad
You: DO YOU AT LEAST HAS MY DRUGS? :C
Stranger: No .. '
You: damn. ;~;
Stranger: hahah ...
You: buttplugs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lmfao they always run when someone says "buttplugs"

Dark Tails · April 21, 2009, 03:19:23 PM

Quote from: Draco.Chan on April 21, 2009, 03:15:43 PM
I LOLD SO ****ING HARD, TAILS.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE GODDAMNED MONEY >:C
Stranger: I should know?
You: YES D:
Stranger: But, but .. I don't know D:
You: OHNOES. DAS BAD. ._.
Stranger: Reeally bad
You: DO YOU AT LEAST HAS MY DRUGS? :C
Stranger: No .. '
You: damn. ;~;
Stranger: hahah ...
You: buttplugs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol, it could of gone longer, but he was getting boring (THATS WHAT SHE SAID OMG!!).

JetTheHawk · April 21, 2009, 03:22:15 PM

You: hi
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: you can give me some advice?
You: For whut
Stranger: on false friends ... what should I do
Stranger: ?
You: Well i can
You: But it will have to cost you.
Stranger: ok
You: One Million dollars and A mountain Dew and its a deal

Stranger: :B
You:

Stranger: 8==================D
You: lmao wtf is that
Stranger: imagine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dracoslythe · April 21, 2009, 03:27:07 PM

PENIS!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE GODDAMNED MONEY >:C
Stranger: i'll never give it up!
You: NUUUUUUU
You: GIMME
Stranger: i earned it! it's mine! i told you i was OUT.
You: Who's my bitch.
You: You
You: dats rite
You: nao gimme the money
Stranger: not anymore!
You: FUUUCK
Stranger: i'm running away, and you'll never find me.
You: NO
Stranger: YES.
You: That means Obama's gonna have to be my bitch now. Damnnnnn
Stranger: michelle won't allow it!
Stranger: us ladies are putting our foot down!
You: NOOOOOOOOO
You: Damnnnnnnn. Do I have to bring it out?
You: After all I've done for you
You: D:
Stranger: you've done nothing for me except leave me feeling alone and scared in the big, wide world!
You: I've given my all! I DIED ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS, GODDAMNIT!!
Connection asploded.

JetTheHawk · April 21, 2009, 03:28:48 PM

Quote from: Draco.Chan on April 21, 2009, 03:27:07 PM
PENIS!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE GODDAMNED MONEY >:C
Stranger: i'll never give it up!
You: NUUUUUUU
You: GIMME
Stranger: i earned it! it's mine! i told you i was OUT.
You: Who's my bitch.
You: You
You: dats rite
You: nao gimme the money
Stranger: not anymore!
You: FUUUCK
Stranger: i'm running away, and you'll never find me.
You: NO
Stranger: YES.
You: That means Obama's gonna have to be my bitch now. Damnnnnn
Stranger: michelle won't allow it!
Stranger: us ladies are putting our foot down!
You: NOOOOOOOOO
You: Damnnnnnnn. Do I have to bring it out?
You: After all I've done for you
You: D:
Stranger: you've done nothing for me except leave me feeling alone and scared in the big, wide world!
You: I've given my all! I DIED ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS, GODDAMNIT!!
Connection asploded.

lmfaooo Draco the connection asploded here is one that is freaky O_O

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sup?
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You: wtfg
You: AHHHHHhh
You: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
You: *flips off*
You: > : D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dracoslythe · April 21, 2009, 03:31:19 PM

RISK ASTLEY.

OMFFGGG THAT IS AMAZING. XDDD

JetTheHawk · April 21, 2009, 03:37:23 PM

Quote from: Draco.Chan on April 21, 2009, 03:31:19 PM
RISK ASTLEY.

OMFFGGG THAT IS AMAZING. XDDD

lmao i know and look at his eyes

Hakudamashi · April 21, 2009, 04:10:27 PM

Quote from: Elija2 on April 21, 2009, 02:12:51 PM
Where's the fun in making friends? I've got enough friends as it is, I'd rather act random around people.

I made a friend BY acting random XP

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MMMM IAB
Stranger: MMMM IAB
Stranger: MMMM IAB
Stranger: MMMM IAB
You: ZOMGlol wtf?
Stranger: MMMM IAB
Stranger: :-D
You: hey
Stranger: ello
You: knock knock
Stranger: OH NO ITS THE FEDS
You: OH NO NOT THE FEDS D:
You: RUN!!!!!
You: AAAHHHHHH
Stranger: *runs*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm lost

JetTheHawk · April 21, 2009, 04:32:43 PM

Quote from: windlessusher on April 21, 2009, 04:10:27 PM
I made a friend BY acting random XP

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MMMM IAB
Stranger: MMMM IAB
Stranger: MMMM IAB
Stranger: MMMM IAB
You: ZOMGlol wtf?
Stranger: MMMM IAB
Stranger: :-D
You: hey
Stranger: ello
You: knock knock
Stranger: OH NO ITS THE FEDS
You: OH NO NOT THE FEDS D:
You: RUN!!!!!
You: AAAHHHHHH
Stranger: *runs*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm lost

uh im confused on that.

Hakudamashi · April 21, 2009, 04:37:23 PM

Heres another wtf
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: *throws spear*
You: HOLY CRAP
You: *dodges*
You: wtf man?
You: *throws cake*
Stranger: *dodges and throws boulder*
You: *dodges and shows the finger*
Stranger: jesus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I GOT A PREDATOR!!!!!!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Yo
Stranger: guy or girl
You: wazzup
You: dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

uuuhh wtf?
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You know what MMM IAB means?
You: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what DOES MMM IAB mean?