Talk to a random stranger!

Started by Elija2, April 17, 2009, 11:01:12 AM

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JetTheHawk

Quote from: windlessusher on April 21, 2009, 04:37:23 PM
Heres another wtf
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: *throws spear*
You: HOLY CRAP
You: *dodges*
You: wtf man?
You: *throws cake*
Stranger: *dodges and throws boulder*
You: *dodges and shows the finger*
Stranger: jesus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I GOT A PREDATOR!!!!!!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Yo
Stranger: guy or girl
You: wazzup
You: dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

uuuhh wtf?
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You know what MMM IAB means?
You: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what DOES MMM IAB mean?
i see alot of people say "guy or girl" but dont respond any gender just say ''niether" or something like i said i was a hawk and they said "no seriously" and i told them that over again. They should have mods on there too.
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Dark Tails

Quote from: jet on April 21, 2009, 04:46:23 PM
i see alot of people say "guy or girl" but dont respond any gender just say ''niether" or something like i said i was a hawk and they said "no seriously" and i told them that over again. They should have mods on there too.
mods...on that site....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Serriously, that site is runed by /b/tards, do you really think they would put mods.

Its not a childs site.


and when people ask gender, just say "transexual"

JetTheHawk

Quote from: Dark Tails on April 21, 2009, 05:26:00 PM
mods...on that site....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Serriously, that site is runed by /b/tards, do you really think they would put mods.

Its not a childs site.


and when people ask gender, just say "transexual"
O_O why would i want to say "transexual" to them ._.
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Dracoslythe

Quote from: jet on April 21, 2009, 05:42:57 PM
O_O why would i want to say "transexual" to them ._.
It works.  Trust me.



JetTheHawk

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skyrus5150

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
You: im a lightbulb
Stranger: what?
You: wait one sec
You: where u live
Stranger: philippines. you?
You: UK
You: wats ur age?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: you?
You: 18
You: UR A BITCH
You: u SUCK ass
Stranger: why?
Stranger: really?
You: CUZ u a goddam asshole
Stranger: why do you say so?
Stranger: ooohh...cool
Stranger: so you're looking for someone to curse?
You: cuz ur an asshole u dont understand sumthin tat simple
Stranger: say bad things to?
Stranger: what's simple?
Stranger: you're simple.
Stranger: you say stupid things
You: O FUCK OFF BITCH
You: IM GONNA WHOOP YO ASS
You: :@
Stranger: i wonder why uk is a good country with people like you saying bad things to someone they don't know
Stranger: try
You: ok jokes over
You: was just havin sum fun
Stranger: okay
Stranger: so that's a joke for you?
You: Uhhh...Yeah
You: UR A BITCH FUCK OFF
You: im going



                                 
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Super Empra

Quote from: kilerdad on April 22, 2009, 01:04:46 AM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
You: im a lightbulb
Stranger: what?
You: wait one sec
You: where u live
Stranger: philippines. you?
You: UK
You: wats ur age?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: you?
You: 18
You: UR A BITCH
You: u SUCK ass
Stranger: why?
Stranger: really?
You: CUZ u a goddam asshole
Stranger: why do you say so?
Stranger: ooohh...cool
Stranger: so you're looking for someone to curse?
You: cuz ur an asshole u dont understand sumthin tat simple
Stranger: say bad things to?
Stranger: what's simple?
Stranger: you're simple.
Stranger: you say stupid things
You: O **** OFF BITCH
You: IM GONNA WHOOP YO ASS
You: :@
Stranger: i wonder why uk is a good country with people like you saying bad things to someone they don't know
Stranger: try
You: ok jokes over
You: was just havin sum fun
Stranger: okay
Stranger: so that's a joke for you?
You: Uhhh...Yeah
You: UR A BITCH **** OFF
You: im going

O_o
I'm gonna try this thing...

If you're reading this, your a NOOB!!!

Elija2

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hey did christopher columbus ever realize he didn't land in india after all?
You: I'd rather not do your history homework for you.
Stranger: it's not homework.
Stranger: i'm curious.
Stranger: x[
Stranger: so what better way to ask than ask some random stranger?
You: Curiosity killed the cat.
You: In other words I don't give a crap.
Stranger: you're right. :(
Stranger: i'm sorry.
Stranger: bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Now I kind of feel bad. :(

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TheSmizz.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Must be a great site.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hello
You: What's up?
Stranger: Not a whole lot. You?
You: Same, just having random conversations with random strangers and then copying and pasteing them into a topic on a forum.
Stranger: Sounds like fun.
You: Yeah
You: TheSmizz.com
You: I heard its a good site
Stranger: Really? Everybody who's mentioned it hasn't given me any sort of indication whether it's great or horrible.
You: Yeah, but I'm assuming they were just referring the site to people to make it more popular.
Stranger: Or they were warning us.
You: Maybe. I'd rather not risk it.
Stranger: See? My point exactly.
You: Google.com
You: I heard that was a good site as well.
You: Tried it, it's really helpful.
You: Crap, I think it gave me a virus.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Damnit, that was one of the better conversations I've had. I wish it could go on for a bit longer.

JetTheHawk

Quote from: Elija2 on April 22, 2009, 11:54:06 AM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hey did christopher columbus ever realize he didn't land in india after all?
You: I'd rather not do your history homework for you.
Stranger: it's not homework.
Stranger: i'm curious.
Stranger: x[
Stranger: so what better way to ask than ask some random stranger?
You: Curiosity killed the cat.
You: In other words I don't give a crap.
Stranger: you're right. :(
Stranger: i'm sorry.
Stranger: bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Now I kind of feel bad. :(

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TheSmizz.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Must be a great site.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hello
You: What's up?
Stranger: Not a whole lot. You?
You: Same, just having random conversations with random strangers and then copying and pasteing them into a topic on a forum.
Stranger: Sounds like fun.
You: Yeah
You: TheSmizz.com
You: I heard its a good site
Stranger: Really? Everybody who's mentioned it hasn't given me any sort of indication whether it's great or horrible.
You: Yeah, but I'm assuming they were just referring the site to people to make it more popular.
Stranger: Or they were warning us.
You: Maybe. I'd rather not risk it.
Stranger: See? My point exactly.
You: Google.com
You: I heard that was a good site as well.
You: Tried it, it's really helpful.
You: Crap, I think it gave me a virus.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Damnit, that was one of the better conversations I've had. I wish it could go on for a bit longer.
lol  i had some of those people just pose random links on there that i dont think even exist
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Hakudamashi

Quote from: Elija2 on April 22, 2009, 11:54:06 AM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hey did christopher columbus ever realize he didn't land in india after all?
You: I'd rather not do your history homework for you.
Stranger: it's not homework.
Stranger: i'm curious.
Stranger: x[
Stranger: so what better way to ask than ask some random stranger?
You: Curiosity killed the cat.
You: In other words I don't give a crap.
Stranger: you're right. :(
Stranger: i'm sorry.
Stranger: bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Now I kind of feel bad. :(
you should
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JetTheHawk

Quote from: windlessusher on April 22, 2009, 12:04:19 PM
you should
I do that to alot of people Wind but only to those who act like retards on omegle
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Hakudamashi

#71
Quote from: jet on April 22, 2009, 12:06:05 PM
I do that to alot of people Wind but only to those who act like retards on omegle
They could be just tryin to have fun with random ppl in their own special way

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
You: you a ho?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
not one of my better conversations

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Tell me your ultimate fantasy.
You: doing Angelina Jolie :-)
You: with a tail
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess he doesn't like Tails  :(
OR ELSE!
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JetTheHawk

Quote from: windlessusher on April 22, 2009, 12:08:50 PM
They could be just tryin to have fun with random ppl in their own special way

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
You: you a ho?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
not one of my better conversations
Well some of them do that and one of them rickrolled me ._.
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silvershadow20

Stranger: dude
Stranger: it was your turn to do the dishes this week
You: don't even think about it
Stranger: seriously man
Stranger: i did them last week!
You: cause i know seven ways to kick your butt
Stranger: *throws plate and screams*
You: oh it is on now
Stranger: fuck you dad!
You: fuck you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


some people are mean on the internet


Hakudamashi

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Tell me your ultimate fantasy.
You: doing Angelina Jolie :-)
You: with a tail
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess he doesn't like Tails  :(
OR ELSE!
Compliments to our Goddess for this piece of superspecialawesome!
DO NOTCLICK!
m'kay