Draco's (not so) Exciting Life. LMFAO.

[Dracoslythe]

lol fuck the pretty colors and nice layout. 


Today I woke up,
exploded a school
saying "i'm sick of these motherfucking teachers in these motherfucking classrooms."

Then I ate a jar full of sand spurs.
then I went to walmart.  lol.  figures.
then I streaked through the golden corral (a buffet resturant) while singing can you feel the sunshine and eating pepperment patties.  (and saw a guy with a Sonic shirt there.  I was all like "I want your shirt, lolz)

Yeah.  pretty eventful day.

[JetTheHawk]

lol **** the pretty colors and nice layout. 


Today I woke up,
exploded a school
saying "i'm sick of these mother****ing teachers in these mother****ing classrooms."

Then I ate a jar full of sand spurs.
then I went to walmart.  lol.  figures.
then I streaked through the golden corral (a buffet resturant) while singing can you feel the sunshine and eating pepperment patties.  (and saw a guy with a Sonic shirt there.  I was all like "I want your shirt, lolz)

Yeah.  pretty eventful day.

LOl did they get you in trouble for saying thah

[Dracoslythe]

that's not really what happened.  lol.

I woke up, went to my grandma's for nothing, ate subway, went to town, went to walmart, bought a bathing suit, had my mom tell me that my tits were the size of kansas (.__________________."  that's just not something that you tell your daughter.), ate at golden corral (although the sonic shirt thing really happened.  x3) came home, and typed this.  lmao)

[ChaosDazer]

Aww, so you aren't sick of those mother****ing teachers in those mother****ing classrooms?


That was epic XD

[Design]

that's not really what happened.  lol.

I woke up, went to my grandma's for nothing, ate subway, went to town, went to walmart, bought a bathing suit, had my mom tell me that my tits were the size of kansas (.__________________."  that's just not something that you tell your daughter.), ate at golden corral (although the sonic shirt thing really happened.  x3) came home, and typed this.  lmao)

l lol at the part of the tits. XD

[Dark Tails]

lol **** the pretty colors and nice layout. 


Today I woke up,
exploded a school
saying "i'm sick of these mother****ing teachers in these mother****ing classrooms."

Then I ate a jar full of sand spurs.
then I went to walmart.  lol.  figures.
then I streaked through the golden corral (a buffet resturant) while singing can you feel the sunshine and eating pepperment patties.  (and saw a guy with a Sonic shirt there.  I was all like "I want your shirt, lolz)

Yeah.  pretty eventful day.

I'VE HAD IT, WITH THESE MOTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHAFUCKING PLANE!!!


Lol, seems exciting.

[Dracoslythe]

lmfao necrobump.


omfg. so yeah.  I went to the supermarket yesterday with mom...and we couldn't find the fucking peanut butter.
We searched the isles like 4 times and still couldn't find it.
So like...after 30 minutes of just looking for peanut butter, we asked an associate where it was.
We had walked right past it.
Like three times.  >:C

Oh yeah, I also bought my mom some depends as a joke.  (old people diapers)
8D

[Jordan teh Echidna]

rofl i though ur life wasn't exciting XD

[NiGHTS]

lmfao necrobump.


omfg. so yeah.  I went to the supermarket yesterday with mom...and we couldn't find the fucking peanut butter.
We searched the isles like 4 times and still couldn't find it.
So like...after 30 minutes of just looking for peanut butter, we asked an associate where it was.
We had walked right past it.
Like three times.  >:C

Oh yeah, I also bought my mom some depends as a joke.  (old people diapers)
8D

its a conspirasy people with peanut allergies are hiding the peanut butter from us

i lold at the joke xD

[Dracoslythe]

its a conspirasy people with peanut allergies are hiding the peanut butter from us

i lold at the joke xD

lol yeah.  8D



Oh yes, so Friday, mom told me to go into her closet to find something, and there was a box of clothes.  Or at least it looked like it.

I take the clothes off the top, and the woman has...things.
Disgusting adult related...things.
I nearly had a heart attack.


AND DAMN IT SHE IS TURNING 49 THIS YEAR.
A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT.

[xaio]

lol yeah.  8D



Oh yes, so Friday, mom told me to go into her closet to find something, and there was a box of clothes.  Or at least it looked like it.

I take the clothes off the top, and the woman has...things.
Disgusting adult related...things.
I nearly had a heart attack.


AND DAMN IT SHE IS TURNING 49 THIS YEAR.
A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT.

XP WTF!!!!! YOUR MOM HAS.....things in her closet?? (hurls) srsly, that's just.. sick, were you SUPPOSED to find them??

[Dracoslythe]

No I wasn't.  That's why there was clothes on top of them.  >:C
Still.  Ugh its a good thing that she has the master bedroom with the bathroom in it, because I hurled.  D:

[xaio]

No I wasn't.  That's why there was clothes on top of them.  >:C
Still.  Ugh its a good thing that she has the master bedroom with the bathroom in it, because I hurled.  D:

you okay?? (hurls again) ugh.. i see where you are comin from, mysteriously....   but you feel better don't you??

[Dracoslythe]

you okay?? (hurls again) ugh.. i see where you are comin from, mysteriously....   but you feel better don't you??

Yeah, it was a few days ago so I 'm better now.  lol

[ChaosDazer]

No I wasn't.  That's why there was clothes on top of them.  >:C
Still.  Ugh its a good thing that she has the master bedroom with the bathroom in it, because I hurled.  D:

And she left them for you to easily find?

She needs better hiding spots.