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[Tanassy]

Hey Tana who's been warned?

Everyone who wants to look at the link.

[jkid101094]

[NSFW: (Low Blood content, Partially revealing)] You have been warned.
Perfectly reflects my recent mood. And you probably don't wanna see the entire original picture if you don't like blood. Anyway, not too interesting, just thought I'd update since I haven't for a while.

That's not bad at all. But I like happy anime Tana, not emo, suicidal Tana. D=
http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_the-ten-minute-suicide-guide.html

EPIC MIKU/BRS CROSSOVER. <3333333

[Tanassy]

That's not bad at all.

You sure?

I like happy anime Tana, not emo, suicidal Tana. D=

She'll be back. Maybe.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_the-ten-minute-suicide-guide.html

Death is something I don't particularly fear. I fear life more than death. I Read the whole thing, btw.

[jkid101094]

You sure?

Nope...I've seen worse...much worse...

He'll be back. Maybe.

I love you but that's starting to get annoying. If I can't be a girl yet neither can you. D<

Death is something I don't particularly fear. I fear life more than death. I Read the whole thing, btw.

Really? That article cracked me up.

Not to say that promises of financial riches are the only thing to keep a man going. A wealthy man once came up to me and offered me $100 million dollars, and said all I had to do was let him chop off my legs and, once a day, ram a lit blowtorch up my ass.

I said no, realizing for the first time that, while I didn't have $100 million, I did have something worth more than $100 million to me. Specifically, my legs and an unburnt anus. So if I already own something worth more than $100 million it's silly to worry about the bill collector at the door demanding his few thousand. That's a true story, by the way.

Like that. But this next one cleared my head of any thoughts like that.

This is a good standard to follow. The average person lives to be about 75 years old. So if you're less than 38 and have more than half of your life left, the odds are that, for instance, the funniest joke you'll ever hear in your life is one you haven't heard yet. It's just statistics. Odds are you also haven't yet...

...met the girl you'll love the most;

...met your best friend;

...heard your favorite album;

...started the best job you'll ever have;

...read the best book;

...seen the best movie or played the coolest video game;

...found the hobby you're most interested in;

...had the best sex;

...had the most original, mind-blowing idea;

...met the dumbest person you'll ever meet;

...or seen the stupidest haircut.

You can make your own list. Look around your room, look around your life. If you're less than 38, the sheer odds are that the future holds a more awesome version of everything you see. You've got to weigh all of that shit. You're not really even conscious of your life until age 7 or 8, so to decide it's all bullshit after just ten or fifteen more years is like judging a movie by its poster.

Especially if you haven't had sex yet. I want to make a special point of that one. If you're at an age that you haven't had the sex, you definitely want to put off the suicide thing at least until after that. And if you're some kid with bad skin and are scoffing at me, thinking that the pretty girls don't even look at you, I'm going to let you in on one of society's biggest secrets:

Girls who look like models are never very good in bed. Don't take my word for it. Ask around.

Or, maybe you'll find out for yourself.

Now that I've finished, let's take this to PMs. Two mods spamming up a popular topic is no good example.

[shadowDOESrock]

EPIC MIKU/BRS CROSSOVER. <3333333

Pffft. You have not seen anything yet~

[Super Sonic Boom]

'Tis been too long, found this yesterday after rediscovering Sonic 2 HD!

[popcan171]

nicepicture lol 

[Dracoslythe]

Thanks jkid for showing me the picture.  x3

[Tanassy]

[shadowDOESrock]

Torrent Crap...
*sees Encore*
sorrry, wha?

[Tanassy]

Torrent Crap...
*sees Encore*
sorrry, wha?

Problem?

To be honest that image is still stuck there from one time I downloaded a whole bunch of music via torrents. The files are somewhere else now but that folder is permanently labelled with encore. xD

[Dracoslythe]

that is the best desktop I've ever seen.

[Mikey]

Mines the coolest!

[Dracoslythe]

Mines the coolest!

Mau5<3

[Tanassy]

that is the best desktop I've ever seen.

<3