Fail topic idea. XP

[SonicFan47]

Okay, brain diarrhea here. (meaning that my thoughts are flowing smoothly with no signs of stopping.)
Okay, in an epic battle between those who I'm about to list, who would win?
Samus
Master Chief
Knuckles
Shadow
Jackie Chan
Megaman
Megaman X
Hulk
Wolverine
Batman
Spiderman
Solid Snake
Lugia
Iron Man
Hammie the Squirrel
Mr. Potato Head.

Who would win?

[xaio]

i pick...YOUR MOM..wait, that's not a answer..it's between lugia, master chief, snake, shadow,iron man, and samus.
lol