Elija2's Awesome Group

[Elija2]

your father

I am thinking Star Wars in my head as we speak.

[Hakudamashi]

join me and together we can make your face the greatest in all of the Mushroom Kingdom as father and son.

or else you will DIE!

[Elija2]

Incidentally, I have just met this girl on Omegle. She watches Star Wars, understands Schrodinger's Cat, reads xkcd, babysits, is near my age, and I just might marry her over the internet.

[Hakudamashi]

who am I going to agree with that internet dating is wrong now? 

[Elija2]

Shit, the connection imploded with her. Now I'll never get her e-mail address!
Oh well, I already got the e-mail address of one girl earlier today through Omegle.

[Hakudamashi]

you manwhore

[Elija2]

you manwhore

What can I say, I'm an internet pimp.

[Hakudamashi]

didn't you say internet relationships r bad,m'kay?

[Elija2]

didn't you say internet relationships r bad,m'kay?

Yeah, and I still think that way. I just happen to come across a girl once in a blue moon on Omegle (most people I meet are predators who disconnect if you're a guy), we have some friendly smalltalk, and she just gives me her e-mail address. They practically give them away.

[Hakudamashi]

come to think of it,I got 2 e-mail addresses that way

[Elija2]

Now all I have to do is ask for pics.

I'm...I'm kidding.

[Hakudamashi]

you better be

[Elija2]

I am.

[NiGHTS]

I have also found that more people seems to disocnnect if u say ur from the UK :/ boo them


or i alsways find this korean woman who seems to be quite old

cuz i was gonna do the whole trap thing and said i was 20 and she was all "too young" and left

[Elija2]

I met this one girl on Omegle who said that she was 16 years old and wanted me to treat her like a whore.
Thinking I was a lucky man, I did.
I made her do baaaad things.