Why does everybody seem to hate Big Rigs?

[xaio]

Well, my work here is done.
Now, how on earth am I going to convert that pesky JetTheHawk to Jet Set Radio?

get a modification on the cpu, where beat is jet, and gum, is wave. XD that would be kew, though.

[Elija2]

get a modification on the cpu, where beat is jet, and gum, is wave. XD that would be kew, though.

Yeah, he'd probably go apeshit over that.

[Hakudamashi]

get a modification on the cpu, where beat is jet, and gum, is wave. XD that would be kew, though.

omg talking birds on skates....waaaaaiiiiit

[Elija2]

omg talking birds on skates....waaaaaiiiiit

And then he realizes how much fun he's having and he gets a boner.

[Hakudamashi]

And then he realizes how much fun he's having and he gets a boner.

Birds have penises?

[Elija2]

Birds have penises?

Male birds must have some form of tiny dick that grows half an inch when they're happy.

[xaio]

Male birds must have some form of tiny dick that grows half an inch when they're happy.

you mean that thing he's touching with his hand?

[Elija2]

you mean that thing he's touching with his hand?

Yep, that's it.
Wow, pretty small, even for a happy hawk.

[xaio]

Yep, that's it.
Wow, pretty small, even for a happy hawk.

EVEN I dunno how he faps, with those big hands..(i know what fap is, i dunno what erection is)

[Hakudamashi]

you mean that thing he's touching with his hand?

he must use his beak then

[xaio]

XDXDXDXDD wao, his beak?? i didn't know he was THAT desperate!!