Many Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart (or whatever superstore you have)

[Dracoslythe]

Well, I'm amazed that there isn't already a topic like this.

But yeah.  How would you go about getting kicked out of Wal-Mart, or any other superstore (sells pretty much everything.  Like a mall compacted into one store)?


1.  Go to the drink cooler, pick up a drink, and ask any and every associate you see "does this come in extra large?"

[jkid101094]

Oh, this looks fun!

Er...um...hm..I got it!

Ask a cleark to use the microphone...uh...thingy...then scream "PINGAS!" into it as loud as you can.

[Dracoslythe]

Oh, this looks fun!

Er...um...hm..I got it!

Ask a cleark to use the microphone...uh...thingy...then scream "PINGAS!" into it as loud as you can.

Haha.  Nice one.
okay uhm, how about...

Taking the PA system (the microphone thingy) and just saying "This God.  You suck."  (lol my friend did that one time, and got the cops called on him)

[jkid101094]

Haha.  Nice one.
okay uhm, how about...

Taking the PA system (the microphone thingy) and just saying "This God.  You suck."  (lol my friend did that one time, and got the cops called on him)

*GASP!*
Jumping in a shopping cart and crashing into shelves...

[Dracoslythe]

Hiding in the tuppaware bins (the huge ones that are big enough for a dead body *hinthintwinkwink*) and jumping out to scare random people.

[jkid101094]

*gasp!* I've run out of ideas...er...stripping naked, painting your self blue, and sneaking around the store stealling underwear?

[Dracoslythe]

*gasp!* I've run out of ideas...er...stripping naked, painting your self blue, and sneaking around the store stealling underwear?

Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

Get on the loud speaker and declare a "Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off"

Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.


...nuff sed.

[jkid101094]

Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

Get on the loud speaker and declare a "Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off"

Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.


...nuff sed.

Well I can tell your a rebel.

[Dracoslythe]

Well I can tell your a rebel.

...rofl



Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."

Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."

Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts (this one's fun rofl)

Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand

Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face

Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.

Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead

Hold Barbie for ransom

As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items

Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"



The llist goes on.

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

...rofl



Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."

Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."

Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts (this one's fun rofl)

Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand

Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face

Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.

Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead

Hold Barbie for ransom

As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items

Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"



The list goes on.

the one with the BEEP sounds fun 8DDD i might do that ._. just..yeah..im annoying like that..

follow a  worker around the store, pokeing them

Take the microphone and start saying some resons you hate the store, or some workers the store has (that seems fun to me..)
and then i have to think for moar

[JetTheHawk]

I yelled fuck out loud
Post Merge: August 20, 2009, 08:39:59 AM

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

I yelled fuck out loud
Post Merge: August 20, 2009, 08:39:59 AM

._.

[CradledEggle]

Hmm..


Run through the store saying "IVE JUST ESCAPED!HALP ME!!"

Tell Someone You've just been raped

Grab a bike and ride it through the store

Taking a fake gun and going "THIS IS A F*CKING ROBBERY" then everyone like GASP and then go "jay kay 83"

Pushing a cart down an isle like all fast

Puting a walkie talkie in underwear and saying"i'll make your days orgasmic"

thats all i got right noe XD

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

Hmm..


Run through the store saying "IVE JUST ESCAPED!HALP ME!!"

Tell Someone You've just been raped

Grab a bike and ride it through the store

Taking a fake gun and going "THIS IS A F*CKING ROBBERY" then everyone like GASP and then go "jay kay 83"

Pushing a cart down an isle like all fast

Puting a walkie talkie in underwear and saying"i'll make your days orgasmic"

thats all i got right noe XD

lol i would do the bike thing..cause...i have one 8D

[JetTheHawk]

I also flipped the manager off