Many Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart (or whatever superstore you have)

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

I also flipped the manager off

._.

[Dracoslythe]

Rofl the underwear one.

Take a boom box, set it in a wide open area, and start breakdancing.

[Super Sonic Boom]

Yell "F*ck you guys...Target is way better!"

[Dracoslythe]

Yell "F*ck you guys...Target is way better!"

Truthful words have been spoken.  xD



Get a bunch of friends together, dress them like zombies, and start doing the "Thriller" dance in the middle of the isles.

[Jordan teh Echidna]

:3 we don't have wal-mart XD

hog the elevator :3

[CradledEggle]

i;d get likes some ketchup,and put in a shoe box,so they'll be like.."ketchup...fuck it"

i'd get towels and randomly act like vince saying "hi,its vince with towels,your gonna luv my nuts"

i'd get some random thing and put it in ppls carts.

i'd hide behind a box and be like "buy me...or i'll rape your son"

[JetTheHawk]

or if you're a cocky bitch like i am, you come in riding your skateboard fast as hell, performing tricks and saying "Catch me if you can"

[CradledEggle]

OR, go to Customer support asking to put some water on layaway

um....OH,wear clothes that match your skin and run through the store yelling " IT FELL OFF"

[Jordan teh Echidna]

How about buying some milk then going outside into a corner then do some dirty noises and spill the milk all over the floor in front of you, then throw the bottle into a bin and get sent out xd

[CradledEggle]

How about buying some milk then going outside into a corner then do some dirty noises and spill the milk all over the floor in front of you, then throw the bottle into a bin and get sent out xd

how about,grabbing lotion,and rubbing it on random ppls pants XD

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

smoke pot in the store

lol wtf ._. no...dont do that i was only kidding

[CradledEggle]

smoke pot in the store

lol wtf ._. no...dont do that i was only kidding

okay,i did this for real,i got some candy and crunched to powder then i grabbed some paper and made it look alike a cigarette,and i blew and the powder looked like smoke and i got kicked out XD

[Super Sonic Boom]

Get a bunch of friends together, dress them like zombies, and start doing the "Thriller" dance in the middle of the isles.

LMFAO, I need to ive you +1 KARMA for that!

[Proto_Blaze]

um... you could go into the gun department and ask where the anti-depressants are

and this

[HMS7]

i got banned from walmart 

i took a water ballon and throw it at the manger so yeah