POST SEXUAL/GROSSING NON RP LINES WHILE NOT BREAKING THE RULES. GOGOGO-shot- oh shit this will be fun... It's going in your throat.
She shivered as he stuck it in, but they would soon warm up.. The thing seemed to be jammed and he fiddled with it, pushing in and out to try and get things started. He breathed heavily and heaved. Finally, he managed to fix the heater.
Can videos be posted? :3
Quote from: Skyle369 on Jan 2, 2011 09:41 PM
Can videos be posted? :3
if it doesnt break the rules,then its okay..but only 1....
Drop that trow, spin arow, turn you frow, upside dow!
/stolen )"
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jan 2, 2011 09:52 PM
if it doesnt break the rules,then its okay..
Turn that trow, spin arow, turn you frow, upside dow!
/stolen )"
Butbutbut videos break the fun.
Oooh wheee~
Imma take ya home with me
I got money in the bank
Skyleshawty what you think bout that?
Find me in the gray cadellac
We in the bed lyke
ooh- whoahwhoahwhoa
whoah~
-shot-
Yes. We're in the bed like... whoa..
Well not yet..
Dude.. WAY too far.
~Bloodfury
Go for suggestive but not obvious...
Quote from: BloodFury~ on Jan 2, 2011 11:55 PM
Go for suggestive but not obvious...
oops sorry
Quote from: Ioshyriku on Jan 2, 2011 11:38 PM
Dude.. WAY too far.
~Bloodfury
Now jkid is curious... >.> <.<
I will now fuck your ear hole.
Quote from: Ioshyriku on Jan 2, 2011 11:38 PM
Dude.. WAY too far.
~Bloodfury
Jazz is intrigued.
Wait... Non-RP?
But DF posted RP!
It's...so moist and soft!! can I touch it? *squish*
Sponges....
Look at 'dem things bounce, I mean like holy shit, theyre huge ass fucking.... basketballs.
It's so white and thick...
Why is it so think?
I guess this is what...
MAYO is like.
There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered the late teens, the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date.
This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.
The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.
The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're gonna get some spaghetti. Is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck..." And the farmer shot him.
^ I don't get that one...
Quote from: Jazz Nova on Jan 4, 2011 10:15 AM
^ I don't get that one...
All the names rhymed, chuck rhyming with fuck, the man thought he was going to say "fuck your daughter" or something along those lines.
Quote from: MikeyLevi on Jan 4, 2011 10:25 AM
All the names rhymed, chuck rhyming with fuck, the man thought he was going to say "fuck your daughter" or something along those lines.
OHHH
I get it now...
Quote from: supersonic196 on Jan 4, 2011 03:28 AM
Wurdz
(http://captionsearch.com/pix/2rub7eoeem.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYbtS3Bcqdw&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYbtS3Bcqdw&feature=related)
To the moderators: Watch the whole video first before you ban me. :P
Quote from: Teh Shadic on Jan 4, 2011 02:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYbtS3Bcqdw&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYbtS3Bcqdw&feature=related)
To the moderators: Watch the whole video first before you ban me. :P
Who fingers their arm? O_o
lol
Sephiroth- Mine's longer!
Cloud- Mine's bigger!
Sephiroth- Mine's been in your wife..
Cloud- >.>
"please no mister, thats to rough, please be more gentle."
"it's alright, i know what i am doing"
"b-b-but it hurts~"
"its alright i'm a doctor, i know how to heal wounds."
the docter part is where it ends...