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~Bubblicious~ · January 03, 2011, 02:20:33 PM

Look at 'dem things bounce, I mean like holy shit, theyre huge ass fucking.... basketballs.

Jazz Nova · January 03, 2011, 07:40:54 PM

It's so white and thick...
Why is it so think?
I guess this is what...
MAYO is like.

Supersonic196 · January 04, 2011, 03:28:10 AM

There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered the late teens, the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date.

This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.

The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.

The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're gonna get some spaghetti. Is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.

The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck..." And the farmer shot him.

Jazz Nova · January 04, 2011, 10:15:52 AM

^ I don't get that one...

Mikey · January 04, 2011, 10:25:46 AM

Quote from: Jazz Nova on January 04, 2011, 10:15:52 AM
^ I don't get that one...

All the names rhymed, chuck rhyming with fuck, the man thought he was going to say "fuck your daughter" or something along those lines.

Jazz Nova · January 04, 2011, 10:43:10 AM

Quote from: MikeyLevi on January 04, 2011, 10:25:46 AM
All the names rhymed, chuck rhyming with fuck, the man thought he was going to say "fuck your daughter" or something along those lines.

OHHH
I get it now...

Quote from: supersonic196 on January 04, 2011, 03:28:10 AM
Wurdz

Teh Shadic · January 04, 2011, 02:54:42 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYbtS3Bcqdw&feature=related

To the moderators: Watch the whole video first before you ban me.

Hakudamashi · January 06, 2011, 11:30:32 AM

Quote from: Teh Shadic on January 04, 2011, 02:54:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYbtS3Bcqdw&feature=related

To the moderators: Watch the whole video first before you ban me.

Who fingers their arm? O_o

Teh Shadic · January 07, 2011, 01:25:03 AM

Quote from: windlessusher on January 06, 2011, 11:30:32 AM
Who fingers their arm? O_o

It's a leg. :U

Ioshyriku · January 07, 2011, 09:19:57 AM

lol

Tanassy · January 07, 2011, 05:57:02 PM

Sephiroth- Mine's longer!

Cloud- Mine's bigger!

Sephiroth- Mine's been in your wife..

Cloud- >.>

darkyellowz · January 07, 2011, 11:36:15 PM

"please no mister, thats to rough, please be more gentle."
"it's alright, i know what i am doing"
"b-b-but it hurts~"
"its alright i'm a doctor, i know how to heal wounds."

the docter part is where it ends...

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~Bubblicious~

darkyellowz