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~Bubblicious~

#15
Jan 3, 2011 02:20 PM
Look at 'dem things bounce, I mean like holy shit, theyre huge ass fucking.... basketballs.

Jazz Nova

#16
Jan 3, 2011 07:40 PM
It's so white and thick...
Why is it so think?
I guess this is what...
MAYO is like.
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Supersonic196

#17
Jan 4, 2011 03:28 AM

There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered the late teens, the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date.

This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.

The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.

The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're gonna get some spaghetti. Is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.

The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck..." And the farmer shot him.

Jazz Nova

#18
Jan 4, 2011 10:15 AM
^ I don't get that one...
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Mikey

#19
Jan 4, 2011 10:25 AM
Quote from: Jazz Nova on Jan  4, 2011 10:15 AM
^ I don't get that one...
All the names rhymed, chuck rhyming with fuck, the man thought he was going to say "fuck your daughter" or something along those lines.

Jazz Nova

#20
Jan 4, 2011 10:43 AM
Quote from: MikeyLevi on Jan  4, 2011 10:25 AM
All the names rhymed, chuck rhyming with fuck, the man thought he was going to say "fuck your daughter" or something along those lines.
OHHH
I get it now...
Quote from: supersonic196 on Jan  4, 2011 03:28 AM
Wurdz
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Teh Shadic

#21
Jan 4, 2011 02:54 PM Last Edit: Jan 4, 2011 02:56 PM by Teh Shadic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYbtS3Bcqdw&feature=related

To the moderators: Watch the whole video first before you ban me. :P
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Hakudamashi

#22
Jan 6, 2011 11:30 AM
Quote from: Teh Shadic on Jan  4, 2011 02:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYbtS3Bcqdw&feature=related

To the moderators: Watch the whole video first before you ban me. :P
Who fingers their arm? O_o
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OR ELSE!
Compliments to our Goddess for this piece of superspecialawesome!
DO NOTCLICK!
m'kay

Teh Shadic

#23
Jan 7, 2011 01:25 AM
Quote from: windlessusher on Jan  6, 2011 11:30 AM
Who fingers their arm? O_o

It's a leg. :U
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Ioshyriku

#24
Jan 7, 2011 09:19 AM
lol

Tanassy

#25
Jan 7, 2011 05:57 PM
Sephiroth- Mine's longer!

Cloud- Mine's bigger!

Sephiroth- Mine's been in your wife..

Cloud- >.>
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darkyellowz

#26
Jan 7, 2011 11:36 PM
"please no mister, thats to rough, please be more gentle."
"it's alright, i know what i am doing"
"b-b-but it hurts~"
"its alright i'm a doctor, i know how to heal wounds."


the docter part is where it ends...
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