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Title: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: jkid101094 on March 31, 2012, 09:43:39 AM
http://www.screwattack.com/shows/originals/death-battle/death-battle-zelda-vs-peach
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: TheGameNinja on March 31, 2012, 11:36:08 AM
Wouldn't a kick that powerful shatter Peach's leg?
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: jkid101094 on March 31, 2012, 11:42:19 AM
Quote from: TheGameNinja on March 31, 2012, 11:36:08 AM
Wouldn't a kick that powerful shatter Peach's leg?
Apparently not if she can do it as much as she wants.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: nazo unleashed on March 31, 2012, 12:27:43 PM
God damn.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: SmashFinale on March 31, 2012, 01:48:27 PM
Quote from: TheGameNinja on March 31, 2012, 11:36:08 AM
Wouldn't a kick that powerful shatter Peach's leg?
We know SOMEONE didnt play Strikers Charged.

And apparently, Short-Factor is doing the animation for this death battle.

Peach Vs. Zelda Animation Info... (http://short-factor.newgrounds.com/news/post/703416)
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 03, 2012, 01:34:32 PM
And Bowser can just drop in and kidnap her whenever the f*ck he wants because... sex?
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: jkid101094 on April 03, 2012, 03:57:29 PM
Quote from: windlessusher on April 03, 2012, 01:34:32 PM
And Bowser can just drop in and kidnap her whenever the f*ck he wants because... sex?
Well Bowser does know Black Magic. There's a theory going around that he just disables her magic which makes it easy to kidnap her.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: Supersonic196 on April 03, 2012, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on April 03, 2012, 03:57:29 PM
Well Bowser does know Black Magic. There's a theory going around that he just disables her magic which makes it easy to kidnap her.
Peach has magic...?

Since when?
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: jkid101094 on April 03, 2012, 06:04:20 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on April 03, 2012, 05:38:26 PM
Peach has magic...?

Since when?
Since ever.

Where have you been?

It even says so in the video.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: Supersonic196 on April 03, 2012, 06:10:32 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on April 03, 2012, 06:04:20 PM
It even says so in the video.
That doesn't make it true... Screw attack are a bit... ehhhhhhhhh... :I

Anyways, the only time I've ever seen peach use any magic was that floaty thing she does in super mario two, but that's just because super mario two was doki doki panic with a few swapped out sprites.

Super Princess peach featured magic to some degree (I guess) but I don't know if you would count that as canon.

Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: TheGameNinja on April 03, 2012, 06:38:01 PM
She can still float in Smash Bros., so I think its safe to assume she can do it. Even if basing something off of Smash Bros. is a bit iffy. And that also confirms her ability to put people to sleep.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: jkid101094 on April 03, 2012, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on April 03, 2012, 06:10:32 PM
That doesn't make it true... Screw attack are a bit... ehhhhhhhhh... :I

Anyways, the only time I've ever seen peach use any magic was that floaty thing she does in super mario two, but that's just because super mario two was doki doki panic with a few swapped out sprites.

Super Princess peach featured magic to some degree (I guess) but I don't know if you would count that as canon.
Super Mario RPG.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: Supersonic196 on April 03, 2012, 07:00:31 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on April 03, 2012, 06:47:20 PM
Super Mario RPG.
The mario RPGs were always more spinoffs to me.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: jkid101094 on April 03, 2012, 07:03:23 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on April 03, 2012, 07:00:31 PM
The mario RPGs were always more spinoffs to me.
Spin-off or not the fact that she can do it must have some basis.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: Supersonic196 on April 03, 2012, 07:04:53 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on April 03, 2012, 07:03:23 PM
Spin-off or not the fact that she can do it must have some basis.
I guess so. The death battle series is kind of iffy anyways... So you can't really expect THAT much continuity to be honored.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: Tanassy on April 03, 2012, 11:01:16 PM
Peach MUST be magic if she can float in SMB 2..
She also somehow sends letters to Mario from captivity in many games. How?
Plus there's like, everything she does in Smash, or the RPGs. Canon or not the fact it's in character is enough.



Magic, man. It's everywhere. Fucking everywhere.


Besides, this is the Mario series you're talking about.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: jkid101094 on April 03, 2012, 11:05:52 PM
Quote from: Iris Sapphire on April 03, 2012, 11:01:16 PM
Peach MUST be magic if she can float in SMB 2..
*poke* (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllJustADream)
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: Tanassy on April 03, 2012, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on April 03, 2012, 11:05:52 PM
*poke* (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllJustADream)
Quote from: Iris Sapphire on April 03, 2012, 11:01:16 PM
the fact it's in character is enough.
Besides, this is the Mario series you're talking about.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: Mikey on April 04, 2012, 01:43:41 AM
Loved the bitch slapping part. xD
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 04, 2012, 03:24:58 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on April 03, 2012, 03:57:29 PM
Well Bowser does know Black Magic. There's a theory going around that he just disables her magic which makes it easy to kidnap her.
I don't think disabling her magic takes away her Jesus kick...
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: jkid101094 on April 04, 2012, 03:26:55 PM
Quote from: windlessusher on April 04, 2012, 03:24:58 PM
I don't think disabling her magic takes away her Jesus kick...

Can't say it doesn't.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 04, 2012, 04:29:25 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on April 04, 2012, 03:26:55 PM
Can't say it doesn't.
Then why doesn't he take away Mario's supernatural jumping prowers?
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: jkid101094 on April 04, 2012, 04:32:44 PM
Quote from: windlessusher on April 04, 2012, 04:29:25 PM
Then why doesn't he take away Mario's supernatural jumping prowers?
Because that's not magic, silly.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: Supersonic196 on April 04, 2012, 04:35:11 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on April 04, 2012, 04:32:44 PM
Because that's not magic, silly.
OR IS IT?

I mean, he doesn't even bends his knees before being shot five feet into the air. It must be magic.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: jkid101094 on April 04, 2012, 04:38:03 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on April 04, 2012, 04:35:11 PM
OR IS IT?

I mean, he doesn't even bends his knees before being shot five feet into the air. It must be magic.
Maybe he does and it's just too fast to see.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: Tanassy on April 04, 2012, 04:38:09 PM
It's a video game, guys.
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: jkid101094 on April 04, 2012, 04:39:28 PM
Quote from: Iris Sapphire on April 04, 2012, 04:38:09 PM
It's a video game, guys.
It's a free country. We reserve the right to make logic of bullshit. >:I

Also I'm just fucking around. =P
Title: Re: I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 04, 2012, 04:40:39 PM
Quote from: Iris Sapphire on April 04, 2012, 04:38:09 PM
It's a video game, guys.
Yes, but it doesn't make the continuity any less f*cked